Floor Ice Cream Gives You Health!!

Notice how Charlie Kirk is awfully quiet about Mitch McConnell and Lindsey Graham? Curious.

smokin that magical elixir. that straight unicorn piss.

When the music reaches down your pants

job markets so fuckeeedd rn i applied to like 60 different positions for swirly glasses oversized labcoat scientist girl who makes tf potions and i didn't even get a single call back

don't shave your legs this summer HOLD THE FUCKING LINE

if you're about to reblog this post seeking approval for shaving your legs, please close the tab containing this post and go watch a gillette ad or smth cause you're not gonna get it from me

Elfs would 100% roll joints out of pea pods, they're perfect

of course, they learned it from gnomes

in of body experience

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i'm a girl now

every day i wake up and praise the transmasc homo habilis who first informed women that we could have sex with each other 2.4 million years ago

"dog residue" post means so much to my ocd

Analog horror series about your friend getting a boyfriend

star wars is so fucking stupid. yoda can't just have a walking stick he Has to have a magic wookiee painkiller gimer stick full of nutritious juices. ?

whose dumb ass idiot fuck idea was it to make medicine cost money

go to triple hell