Floor Ice Cream Gives You Health!!

Napping together should count as a date

not to sound like a medieval peasant but, cheese and bread. garlic and butter. a menagerie of spices. potatoes. that’s what life is all about right there.

How are my sweetie pees

Check out this CD I burned. (Puts it in my car radio and plays it and it's just a medium quality recording of you coughing)

"why do you still bring up charlie kirk" because it's funny. his death is genuinely a running joke to me. you could say it's the greatest contribution he has made to society

Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore

hiii. come august (july 21 really) pony is gonna need to couchsurf in oregon for abt a month. if anyone has someplace i can stay around portland please please help me out. the place i was supposed to stay is suddenly saying they have no room for me. i’m really desperate.

i set my dms open pls pls pls message me if u even have a spot of floor for me within three hours of portland. i will help clean and can roll you joints.