Floor Ice Cream Gives You Health!!

The Masc of Amontillado

When cats put their whole body into making a sound. Only to be squeak.

everyone is meeting me in the grotto

i like when you see a little lizard go skittleskittleskitter and then stop & do some push ups

taylor swift invited a guy who owns and operates an ice detention center to her wedding swifties can pack it up forever now your bitch is awful

yeah i hate concentration camps because i hate women you caught me

having a pet kinda awesome wdym i got a little scoundrel running around named after the guy in dracula who eats bugs

my scoundrel eats bugs too. nominative determinism

sorry for bitching and whining. unfortunately i have to or else ill start killing and eating people instead

the unholy drink cloaca strikes again

another week of whatever the fuck this shit is

where i am, a box fan and the filters run about $20 each, so if $100 is too much of a stretch at the moment, get the fan and one filter. tape the filter to the intake side of the fan, all the way around. this is also good if your space is small and a 20" cube won't fit.