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electricxmayhem

obsessed with this muppet clip where Gonzo breaks a piece of machinery and then just stares at the camera in an empty room and says ‘GUILT’ in the most harrowing way possible

alteredpanel

if im not a lost cause neither are you

manriah

🗣️ LOOK AT ME! you MUST get sillier!

wolfram-blorbos

having a resting bitchface is so funny because i'll be doing something relaxing, and really enjoying myself and my face will look like this

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what is this genre of photos called

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[image description: 11 photos of various cats trying their hardest to steal a bite of human foods, while their humans hold them back by grabbing their heads, causing them to have funny stretched faces and bug eyes.]

chalkspider

CUTEST BUNNY GIRL 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵

gauntletqueen

Me when I do something embarrassing: "This isn't going into the dead wife compilation, is it? 🥺"

effemimaniac

I'm addicted to removing inane captions from otherwise good posts

effemimaniac

I've always wanted to fuck her

notahorseindisguise

ALSO..some more masturbation facts about me. theres a nonsexual scene in a book where a kid gets spanked for some reason. it was set in like the 40s and he was in a boarding school i forget. but i think i either misread the scene . or maybr the author actually did write this and theyre just fucking weird. and i thought the protag got hit (with like a ruler or something). on the penis instead of on the arse. and i remember my 11 year old brain being like. i wonder why i think that would feel good.

and so my first ever "experiment" with masturbation was. slapping my dick with a ruler. and when that felt good. my first ever way of masturbating was. stacking heavy books on my penis. and then hitting the top book. so that the force was distributed down the series of books. into my penis. and of COURSE it didnt work i was punching books into my dick but it laid a strong foundation for a great gooning career . hey everyone PLEASE pretend you didnt read this post

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doyoulovethewayzeylily

we're all laughing but this is a very serious issue, hitting a stack of books into your penis is a short step from slamming it in car doors.

tamamoland-of-destinys-demise

just got my new onahole

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i feel like youre faking being trans and are actually a cis girl

??? ive posted my penis?

gumi-megpoidd

I DID NOT PLAGIARIZE MY PENIS????

prunsel

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

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You just teleported to the last movie you watched! how is it going?

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FUCK YOU I'M IN THE BACKROOMS NOW

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Remaining time: 3 days 21 hours

#I’m in Bikini Bottom :3

maenadmars

all this “bottom rights” and “top rights” discourse…. u fools….. where is my support for switches!

tagfer

support.nintendo.com

deepfrieddeltarunememes

do susie and ralsei know how funny they are

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My Life as a Middle Aged Robot

micaxiii

I visualized it

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Based on a pic Ryan Chang took at a ritual in Greece. It all started as a warm up sketch, then my hand slipped. 🫠 I experimented with textured brushes, I'm into these lately.

I really enjoy associating Copia as a Papa with snakes and fleurs de Lys~

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