Floor Ice Cream Gives You Health!!

"yeah I'm doing okay haha, just going through it ^^'" - girl who will burst into tears if you give her a hug

not enough fucked up little freak animals in the barbie movie. not enough busted ass capital-c Creatures. barbie god's™ mistakes.

love wearing all black in public i hope no large gaseous heat emitting orb in the sky comes along and makes my day worse

imagine coming home and your mom found your steampunk clothes and shes just there with her arms crossed

she's holding up a ziplock bag of gears and springs asking you what they're for

did u know that sesame street did columbo parodies where he is a sheep and his name is colambo

it’s weird that professional letters are supposed to start with “dear.” i don’t even call my mom that

my darling hiring manager. my springtime rose. if hired i will bring a strong work ethic to this position

genuinely who asked for an oot remake but I saw a comment on the trailers video that when something like "I'll buy this for my son like my father did for me with the original" and I remember normal people exist and my friends and I are the weird ones

does the 3ds remake mean nothing to you

It's been longer (15 years) since the 3DS version than it was from the original to the 3DS remake (13 years)

put that sanae picture away