Floor Ice Cream Gives You Health!!

*pointing to an american* you know that thing would eat you if you were a yummy burger, right??

WTF are those obelisks on the right?…

Tasty obelisk fries..

“It’s digestible” has got to be the laziest goal I’ve ever seen achieved by a food product.

“It’s digestible”

I have learned a new thing today.

Love this post for so many reasons but most especially because this is from all the way back in 2012 and and yet not a single blog in this thread is deactivated

I enjoy that not only does this have a link to an actual source, but the link still fucking works.

Love the gay history, but i just wanna correct that the “it’s digestible” in the gay stuff was a reference to crisco’s tagline it had been using since 1911, the actual meaning of its digestible is because it’s main competition came from “enhanced” lards which were rendered pig fat mixed with non food thickeners that literally did not digest and caused people to basically just shit out pig cream, since crisco was veggie based the body digested it along with the food

i went to blowjob city and they just voted against raising the minimum wage

So uhhhh...what were you doing in blowjob city exactly

making shit all apparently

i didnt expect these to hit so hard but then they kept going and going….my god

these pictures are so loose and lacking in detail that it’s making my brain force images onto them that aren’t actually there

is that wrinkly kong

I got poked...

susie was gay as fuck telling kris all that shit in the quiet dark of a place of worship. if you played piano at church every week i'd go in worship of you. watching you put your soul into it like that made me reconsider my entire relationship to music. it stuck in my mind so much that when i pierced the earth and made it bleed the dream that formed awakened an entire separate side of the darkness where music was the world.

That bell is amazing! And I also love the little TADA flourish at the end.