Floor Ice Cream Gives You Health!!

when Terzo sang "the world is on fire and you are here to stay and burn with me" he psychically predicted this 40°C heat wave ten years later

Chappell Roan was right. it is like a hundred ninety nine degrees

And no one is even doing it with me

*sighs sadly* doing it with me…

Can’t get this on any other social media

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

Well, are you?. We’re waiting.

There’s a lot to be umami about these days.

a bumbling furry world osha inspector who keeps going to various kink setups like a transformation goop plant or a drone factory and, through a series of comedic coincidences, constantly narrowly dodges the universe's attempts to do something horny to him

literally drinking a beer by the lake and still opened tumblr. some of us are beyond saving

i literally love saying "ON IT BOSS!!!!!" whenever someone asks me to do something like i'm some sort of henchman. it doesn't matter if they're my boss or not for real even because in the moment they are, and whatever they requested of me i'm on it

Reblog and put in the tags: What’s your evil, alternate timeline self? Mine’s the one where I didn’t bail on my forensic psych degree and actually became an FBI profiler.