Floor Ice Cream Gives You Health!!

a lot of tgirl fantasies are like what if i got turned into a girl and it wasn't my fault so nobody could get mad at me. and everyone was nice to me too.

and what if i had scales and i was really cute.

calling things "cutes" is so uh. what's a good word for when something is cute but slightly more cute

the word cutes is autological

if you want me to consume a new media you MUST catch me at the exact moment when the stars are aligned and the air pressure is equal to the current degree of the sun’s peak against the horizon and all the cosmic energies are perfectly unified (aka my old interest is fading out) or i will nod and say “im adding that to my list!” Knowing theres no chance i will check it out

“unless its a book!” “unless you tell me it has gay people in it!” “this but only for live action shows” “theres a good chance i’ll get to it eventually” no wrong this post is not for you this post is ONLY for bitches who could have a treasured friend recommend them something that sounds grown in a lab to be your personal catnip and, with no choice in the matter, immediately know it will never be the right time to watch/read/listen to it

its crazy how nobodys made a good console since the wii

i dont even believe this or anything its just a line my girlfriend uses on any woman over twenty seven

I love this website so much

Tump dies tonight while giving his speech in the hot hot sun. Like to charge, reblog to cast

they wouldn't have censored us like this on the jeremy renner app

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices