Floor Ice Cream Gives You Health!!

I love him

These two fire extinguishers at my work

Had to draw them

They share the highs and the lows.

getting up from bed ending explained

i keep seeing this cut off but the preceding “yessiree” is vital to it imo

i had to transcribe it

This is still revolutionary.

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Seen in NYC

dunno why I have a reaction to saying 'ow, my port' when I accidentally lean on it tho

Text taken from this post by @idontmindifuforgetme :)

Just found out i can view all of my message requests flagged as spam on twitter and spent like 5 minutes straight just cackling

we aint putting that on the chart, chief

yes the fuck you are if you have any respect for its inventor

OKAY FINE JESUS

tags like this remind me that this is the only social media site where I'll ever truly belong