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I've always wanted to fuck her

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ALSO..some more masturbation facts about me. theres a nonsexual scene in a book where a kid gets spanked for some reason. it was set in like the 40s and he was in a boarding school i forget. but i think i either misread the scene . or maybr the author actually did write this and theyre just fucking weird. and i thought the protag got hit (with like a ruler or something). on the penis instead of on the arse. and i remember my 11 year old brain being like. i wonder why i think that would feel good.

and so my first ever "experiment" with masturbation was. slapping my dick with a ruler. and when that felt good. my first ever way of masturbating was. stacking heavy books on my penis. and then hitting the top book. so that the force was distributed down the series of books. into my penis. and of COURSE it didnt work i was punching books into my dick but it laid a strong foundation for a great gooning career . hey everyone PLEASE pretend you didnt read this post

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doyoulovethewayzeylily

we're all laughing but this is a very serious issue, hitting a stack of books into your penis is a short step from slamming it in car doors.

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just got my new onahole

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i feel like youre faking being trans and are actually a cis girl

??? ive posted my penis?

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I DID NOT PLAGIARIZE MY PENIS????

prunsel

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

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You just teleported to the last movie you watched! how is it going?

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FUCK YOU I'M IN THE BACKROOMS NOW

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#I’m in Bikini Bottom :3

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maenadmars

all this “bottom rights” and “top rights” discourse…. u fools….. where is my support for switches!

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do susie and ralsei know how funny they are

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My Life as a Middle Aged Robot

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I visualized it

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Based on a pic Ryan Chang took at a ritual in Greece. It all started as a warm up sketch, then my hand slipped. 🫠 I experimented with textured brushes, I'm into these lately.

I really enjoy associating Copia as a Papa with snakes and fleurs de Lys~

Find my Ko-Fi link in my blog description to leave me a tip. Merci ! 💙

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salamandorange

The most PATHETIC lil baby sounds...

whitebear-ofthe-watertribe

I love when little creatures who are entirely loved and well cared for have the BIGGEST baby reactions to normal things. Like yes sweet pea, you DO have the hardest life of anyone ever, for sure, and you’re SO BRAVE about this minor inconvenience of *checks notes* having some water touch you

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There is nothing sadder and more pathetic than a baby marine mammal having to get into the water. They are suffering the most out of any baby animal ever. How dare they be introduced to their natural environment.

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whos up deltaing their runes

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I’M HORTONS?

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Long time jarona

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it’s 2014 can taylor swift stop

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pajama idea i had last night in bed while rolling around in pain from cramps

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Murdered the entire squad

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