ff14 stands for fishing fantasy 14

i don't think it's a stretch to say that jay has a lot of unlikable character traits but that's kind of the fun of it. he's so dry and paranoid and awkward and bad at tackling anyone else's emotional state. and it's awesome. who the hell sleeps in jeans. jay merrick apology video

Marble Hornets is just four guys competing for the title of #1 unreliable narrator and beating the shit out of each other over it

jay merrick hype moments and aura compilation (0:00 long)

@kittybroker

Get yourself a meeting with a Costco hotdog, today for only $1.50!

letting you age regress but I’m determined to be your irresponsible alcoholic mother and I just let you make me a mediocre martini

*taking a drag off a cigarette* this is why your father left us all alone, you know

me and the boys have a couple of chains wrapped around the sword in the stone hooked up to mikes toyota tundra gonna pull that fucker out like a tooth.

Me and the boys misunderstood the arcane nature of the stone and now the Toyota is king of England