werebutch century

i want Things. i'm sorry marx

executed for the crime of asking me stupid shit in this hot ass weather

sentencing will be carried out at dawn because it's the only time it isn't too facking hot to be out side

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

updated the character limit on the blinkie maker! previously 15 characters, you can now attempt to cram a whopping 25 characters on your blinkies!! certain fonts and font sizes WILL cut off. use your best judgement ok?

weirdest part of being an adult is the fact that you can put off watching a movie for nearly a decade and barely notice

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

the thing about job searching is i see all these job postings and im like i dont wanna do any of this for any of you

stay vigilant. there are still people out there who will try to convince you that eating fruit is somehow bad for your body

Hi! I'm a fruit fly. I came because I smelled that soda can you left out yesterday? Yeah. Anyway I was wondering where that soda can is. Is it in your eye? Oh sorry you waved me away haha let me try again. Is it in your eye? What about now? Your ear maybe? Is it in your eye?