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foolhearteyes

Oh, okay. I see. You think this has nothing to do with you. You go to your closet and you select out, oh I don’t know, that gaslight gatekeep girlboss meme, for instance, because you’re trying to tell the world that you think modern feminism has been co-opted by corporations. But what you don’t know is that that meme is not from Instagram, it's not from Twitter, it's not from Tiktok, it’s actually from Tumblr. You’re also blithely unaware of the fact that in January 2021, Tumblr user missnumber1111 posted, "today's agenda: gaslight gatekeep and most importantly girlboss." And then I think it was a-m-e-t-h-y-s-t-r-o-s-e, wasn’t it, who reblogged it with an image of the phrase edited over a piece of "Live, Laugh, Love" wall art? And then gaslight gatekeep girlboss showed up in the feeds of eight different Twitter repost accounts. Then it filtered down through Instagram and then trickled on down into some tragic “alt side of Tiktok” where you, no doubt, fished it out of some clearance bin. However, that meme represents millions of notes and countless Tumblr users and so it’s sort of comical how you think that you’ve made a choice that exempts you from Tumblr when, in fact, you’re wearing the meme that was selected for you by the people in this room. From a pile of “stuff.”

jkthinkythoughts

I swear this is how I feel every time I see a Tumblr screenshot out in the wild

00000000000000000001111-deactiv

when your boy is reblogging foreskin memes but you know damn well he is a cut crusader and not a hooded hero

findmeinthealps

guy on a work call just accidentally said “have a nice freak-end” instead of weekend and now i desperately want that to be the new meme. have a nice freakend everybody

dragon-in-a-fez

personally I'm annoyed by the socioeconomic conditions that made words like "unalive" necessary but simultaneously impressed by the linguistic adaptations young people have made to continue talking about important things while subject to those conditions and I think if you can't hold both of those thoughts in your head you might just be old man yelling at cloud

a-wild-embubble

Two of my niblings (10 and 7) self-censor like this in real life during actual conversations. I tried briefly to explain to the 10-year-old that they didn't have to do that in real life after they said "unalive" out loud in casual conversation, and they just said they preferred to. On the one hand, I'm sad to see them unconsciously and fully without awareness succumbing to the panopticon. On the other... this post.

dragon-in-a-fez

it's not unprecedented in the evolution of languages to see euphemisms adopted as synonyms or even supplanting earlier terms. lots of people say "passed away" even in situations where there would be no particular social cost to saying "died".

for a particularly strong version of this kind of replacement: the word "bear" comes from a proto-Germanic word meaning "brown one" because there was a taboo against saying the animal's actual name. the taboo is gone but it was so strong in the past that we have no record of what the proto-Germanic word for "bear" even was.

maybe in 300 years the word "die" will be archaic and kids will dig it out of an etymology textbook and start using it because "unalive" is getting censored.

luggifer4

die has actually already undergone this process. die originally meant "flow" (i guess it's like you're flowing out of life or something? or maybe your life is flowing out of you idk). it was (probably) loaned from old norse to displace the now obsolete "swelt". and yes, that is the root word of "sweltering"

dragon-in-a-fez

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tomb-mold

im actually going to solve every one of my problems tomorrow i just need to lock in

#gradschool #yeag

giftofgabber

*laughing with quiet intensity while doing daily crossword* time for a fuckig scary one

l0rdgumby

PSA the "si" in shared YouTube links stand for Seal Indicator. This means there is a nefarious seal tracking your information and will give YouTube your data in exchange for fish. Please remove the part after "?si=" before you click on it or share the link with others because it is a tracking token!

stitchposts

what is your LEAST favorite stitch?

I don't like counted work at fucking all. So: the cross stitch.

rabbitindisguise

reading this as someone who does cross stitch but is scared of the other kinds of embroidery is like overhearing an incredibly tall and buff person say they have beef with Mr. Tom, the kitten that chills at the bookstore

stitchposts

FUCK Mr. Tom and his stupid little fluffy tail ok. And his little charted designs.

the-dragongirl

Okay, but this neglects the true villain of embroidery stitches: the French knot

stitchposts

Don't you dare malign my girl again

im-a-dream-wizard

Ok the french knot is very useful but it is a BITCH to do it consistently

stitchposts

ao3-anonymous

We talk about how this website’s hate mail game is insane, but this might just be a new level

kropotkindersurprise

July 29 / August 4, 2026 - More Flock surveillance cameras cut down, this time in Seaside, California and Winona, Minnesota. [video]

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mevil

donnatartlet

carnadelions

twitter: am i too woke for thinking fat people shouldn't be stoned to death

tumblr: you're calling me racist? how do you think that makes my non-white oc feel?

instagram: if he doesn't look at you the way your boy cat looks at you he's not 🤚 the one 💍

technofeudalism

fashion is cyclical

zarohk

So this might not sound like a big thing, but a world where all computing devices had universal formats for each and every file type would be amazing. Like, there had to exist a free program that could open it, so you wouldn’t have to own Photoshop just to open a .psd file.

Spotify’s ability to control and perform commands between any two platforms just feels so cyberpunk in that positive way. Like how on SyFy Channel’s series The Expanse had characters send multiple images across multiple devices with just a flick of the wrist, like what Apple’s AirDrop is supposed to be.

Like I was playing music on a VR headset, swapped my headphones & the music from it to my phone, went to my computer, moved headphones & Spotify to a third device, and all this time I’m able to use my phone as a remote, and the remote control by my phone is the most buttery smooth I’ve ever seen. Like usually there’s even a little lag when you’re remotely controlling other stuff, but this time was just so smooth they wish everything could be like that.

derinthescarletpescatarian

I'm probably way out of the loop here (I don't use a particularly broad range of software), but isn't this fairly standard? I've always listened to things in mp3 format and never had any trouble playing it on any device, with any number of players. Any word processor can open txt or doc/docx. I guess that pdfs are a little more specific in that you usually need pdf viewers for them, but considering their ubiquity (you can open a pdf natively in any modern browser, can't you?) I don't think that's a problem. Are proprietary file formats common?

justhavetofeelthewaves

Yeha file formats isn’t the problem there. Service synchronization across devices is. So protocols (like Bluetooth) and where does that state live.

Do the devices all talk to each other with Bluetooth? Is the state and information (like where you are in the song) all on one device and just transmitted between them, or does it all come from some centralized place (Spotify servers)?

Incidentally these are hard problems. Data going across devices and synced between many and what happens when one drops out is something you gotta figure out. It is at least adjacent to CAP theorem if not another outright example of it. I’m too tired to think about if it is but it smells like one.

zarohk

OK, this hit the nail on the head about what I was trying to express!

seymourworld

its not chuuni if i literally do have powers asshole. watch (nothing happens but i look really smug anyways

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woman-respecter

suburban women on september 15 1967 tuning in to star trek and seeing fuck-or-die mode spock getting in a sweaty man fight with captain kirk in amok time

teioh

wearing a white shirt in public is so scary what if it rains and laser cheese comes after me

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