werebutch century

i want Things. i'm sorry marx

Sibling rivalry only works on the page if both siblings secretly think the other one got the easier version of their childhood. Nobody thinks they won. Write both of them convinced they lost, and suddenly the fighting makes sense.

Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away

I'm constantly seeing people like "look what this guy did with AI to make his life easier" and it's like. A script that the guy wrote in 2021.

I would like to no longer be shown images of Jeremy Fragrance I am opting out of all Jeremy Fragrance content moving forward and I would ask everyone to be respectful of that

i like how apples are like. the default object

been thinking a lot about how smallness and "make me feel small and take care of me" narratives in a romantic context are indicative of the ways in which fatness is excluded from being protected, cared for, and precious specifically in a romantic context. The ways we speak about being romantically cared for, especially as a lover girl, have always felt so coded to exclude me and bodies like mine. For me, being small would require me to shrink and I simply don't want to. In fact I would like to be treated as precious and worthy of protecting just as I am. I would like to continue to take up space and still have arms wrap around me. And this all just feeds into larger narratives of fat people being treated as unworthy, undesirable, disposable etc.

*trying to say i enjoyed something* this thing made me feel sick and made me writhe around on the floor

red mackerel tabby with moderate white spotting

red mackerel GAMER with moderate white PWNING

tired of cannibalism as a metaphor for love or sex. can we get into cannibalism as a metaphor for colonization.

i do wonder how mamdani would have solved a problem like the green goblin

Canadian bilingual packaging is fun because you get to see how various slightly odd idioms end up being translated by people who don't give a shit. I just saw a tub of double chocolate chip ice cream where the English label says "death by chocolate", but the French translates literally as "chocolate until death", which has a somewhat different vibe.

explained to an 8 year old that once a fruit is ripe you only have so much time until it rots so you have to eat it soon and she said so i'll never be able to keep it perfect like this forever? no and there are about a million pieces of art for you unrelatedly