werebutch century

i want Things. i'm sorry marx

Everyone makes fun of the millennial overpriced burger restaurants but the worst part is that they got you hooked on some bullshit and promptly shut down because their polycule broke up or whatever. You’ll never get to eat the caramelized onion apple parmesan sex bomb burger again. And it was $23 and good.

Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope

do you know what we don't talk about often enough? there is no physically comfortable posture in which to read a book

Hey! Wanna fuck? Meet me on MyChart....

ID: sticker that says “the world needs trans women more than it needs another unhappy good man. Be soft, be a girl, we’re waiting for you.” End ID

Please put on your N95s. The same ones used for covid will filter particulate pollution. I lived in a city with yearly winter pollution levels like this. If you can pay for it, you might as well get an indoor air filter to sleep in.

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

devil may happy :)

Wouldn’t it’ve made more sense to to say devil may smile?

critique my post ever again and devil may angry

currently liking the character so much that all I can do is pace around my darkened house saying "they make me die"