Everything's made up and the points don't matter.

So cute, I love it!

exactly what me n @its-guntertime did

Hello bisexual community

Begin killing

God I’m so hungry I could eat a h- *looks around nervously to make sure my friend Devin, the Talking Horse isn’t nearby* phew. Well I’m so hungry I could kill and eat my friend Devin

did they ever figure out how to put thoughts into words. did they ever get on top of that

if i had three wishes they would all be to make web 2.0 utterly illegal and go back to normal html

how do we explain to children that all our tech briefly worked perfectly and over time we threw it all away for sleek menus and corporate opacity

"we could give you a link to this mp3 OR we could run it in a proprietary player app that must connect to the internet every time you hit the resume button"

when i upgraded from a flip phone to an iphone and realized i could no longer record and set a custom ringtone because apple wanted me to buy radio pop ringtones, i realized, oh cool new tech isnt made for us it's made to exploit us and we are going to let it happen

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

stop deactivating

i thought we all agreed we were here forever

just because you havent seen me post about The Character in a while doesn't mean i'm any less insane about them in private

to whom am I squeaking

This is painfully American