it's the largest freshwater lake on the planet by surface area, you could lose a couple of smaller countries in there and not even notice. (vs Europe)

on top of that, it's a Northern lake, so the water never really gets warmer than 50 F (10 C) even in the heat of summer, and it's famous for sudden violent storms that destroy ships and buildings alike. this thing has a MASSIVE body count because it's also a major shipping thoroughfare.

And when Bunjy says "the largest by surface are" what that means is: Lake Superior is a whopping 31,700 square miles (82,103 square km) of water. The only reason she is not an inland sea is because she is freshwater.

She has tides. She has rip currents, like an ocean does. You don't even have to go out on a boat to get got by her, all you have to do is step into her icy waters in the wrong spot. She has ice formations that aren't "icebergs" on the technicality that they didn't calve from glaciers, even though they look and act the same.

(photo by Paul Berger)

She LOOKS like an ocean when you are at her shores. This is from a location on the Minnesota side shore.

(photo by George Ilstrup)

The prodigal son of house Pavus…

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Despite the heat he has packing, sometimes Buck just wants to be Daddy’s pretty girl, preferably while Daddy’s being a little mean about it. Tommy is more than happy to indulge him.

So @queermccoy is actually the champion of the "buck owns an unusually large lizard" agenda and I am merely a loyal follower. This was mostly started i think by a video of someone in the shower and their yard stick long lizard tries to crawl in the tub with them and alec was like. this is buck and obviously i agreed because they were right.

but i WILL tell you of this little scenario i have cooked up in my head. imagine if you will, buck and tommy meeting. how they meet doesn't matter but they meet and buck is flirting up a storm (does he know he is? who could say) but he ALSO keeps talking about this woman named 'Liz' who he does everything with and tommy is. so confused to say the least.

anyway they're at like a bar or whatever and buck is practically in tommy's lap and looking up through his lashes and tommy is about to lose it so he says "what would elizabeth have to say about you being here with me tonight." and buck is all "who tf is elizabeth??" and tommy blinks a few times and then says "is liz not short for elizabeth" and buck laughs so hard he cries and nearly falls off the bar stool and if tommy wasn't the only thing preventing buck from beaning his head on the concrete floor tommy would be out of there.

is/has been an active suicide risk

plus bonus buck under da cut :)