Not sure how many of y’all will be interested, but every week (seasonally) I go on a Toad Patrol for the charity Froglife.
Here’s a bucket full of horny toads; the full count at the end of tonight was 126!
occasionally subtle
Cosmic Funnies

JBB: An Artblog!
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cherry valley forever
trying on a metaphor
$LAYYYTER

if i look back, i am lost

titsay
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda

Kiana Khansmith

Not today Justin
NASA

izzy's playlists!
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

blake kathryn
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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Not sure how many of y’all will be interested, but every week (seasonally) I go on a Toad Patrol for the charity Froglife.
Here’s a bucket full of horny toads; the full count at the end of tonight was 126!

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Delicate Operation
apparently vic’s vapor rub goes exitinct ? i’ve been using the same vapor rub for years and apparenlty it went bad in the 2010s ..
expired .
Thought this was one of those artifacts they use to try and prove that aliens exist and built Machu Picchu but it's very clearly concrete and not sedementary stone.
they should invent an 8-9:30 pm that's seven hours

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crossposting this meme from a discord server lol
sophie calle, autobiographies (my mother died), 2013. (via)
The first three are literal genetically enhanced space warriors and the last one is just some twitchy nerd who got lucky
Besides Samus would cream them all
your mind
Isaac's First Good Day
@earsandtailsarefeet
Adam: Your older brother. Abel. He's dead.
Adams third child, Seth: What is that?
Adam: I don't know. This is new for me too.
Eve: I think "dead" is what happens to dinnerbeasts.
Seth:
Eve: We might have to dinner him.

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In Avengers: Endgame, there is a graphic sex scene between Scarlet Witch and Captain Marvel. This is a subtle nod to the fact that I torrented the wrong movie.
miku blunt trauma delivery service (wip)
Some tumblr users are evil woke. They use the power of good for evil.
Cannot stand the trend of censoring any and all words that describe concepts that might make you go :( especially when the censoring is done in that quarter-assed way that's just 'did a lil scribble over a vowel so you know that I know this word describes a no-no."
I'm not even going to be vague about what sparked this. Do not fucking censor the word 'stole.' I'm at my fucking limit.
Who does this benefit. Who is made safer by this. Whose life is made better by this. Who is out there going "Wow I sure am glad I didn't have to see that word without it scribbled on a little. That really reduced the emotional impact of reading that word." Can I kill them?

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😈 You are not bound by the Hays code.
😈 You are allowed to have evil characters who are not punished by the narrative by the end of the story.
😈 You are allowed to have evil characters who win.
😈 You are allowed to have evil characters who make evil look fun and cool.
😈 You are allowed to make your fun, cool evil character the protagonist.
😈 You are allowed to glorify, romanticize and eroticize evil characters and villainous acts.
😈 You are not obligated to teach your audience a moral lesson.
I took a bus to a conference today and the bus driver fully stopped the bus to identify and chastise a person who was playing music out loud on their phone. That is how you get me to actually complete the customer service survey specifically so I can give you top ratings
It's days later and I'm still thinking about this man. Full ass bus pulled over to the side of a state highway with the hazards on, stalking down the center aisle intoning "ALL RIGHT. WHO'S GOT IT. YOU CAN'T HAVE IT ON SPEAKER." I want to commission a statue of him. a hero. a king.