supervillains fucking hateĀ fighting the x-men because the teams change constantly and sometimes there are??? totally new people there???? fuck thereās a teenager who literally just has eyes all over his body. is he even technically a superhero yet or is he a student. who the fuck knows. how do we counter this shit
When one seems completely non-mutated and theyāre like
@melazertyiop
And no matter which team it is, Wolverine is there. Is it the future? Wolverine is there. Is it an alternate reality? Wolverine is there. Is Wolverine dead? Wolverine is there.
Was Wolverine never born in this alternate reality? Wolverine is there.
Does Wolverine only exist as a non corporeal spirit? Wolverine is there.
Is Wolverine only a philosophical construct used to explain our place in an uncaring universe? Wolverine is there.
Is Wolverine only a theological concept used to explain mankindās struggle against the universe? Wolverine is there.
Is Wolverine there? Another Wolverine is also there.
And letās not forget when the villains just switch sides. Last week this guy was on your side now heās next to Wolverine and kicking your ass.Ā
The only constant is Wolverine.
There are three constants in life: death, taxes, and Wolverine.
Death, Taxes, and Wolverine is the NEW name of my one man show



































