Conning the Masses

One time my college nemesis kept insisting homophobia doesn’t exist because she’s never experienced it. Someone pointed out she (a straight cis woman) is not exactly the main target for homophobia and she started crying

best m/f dynamic is a flamboyant bisexual show-off desperately in love with an extremely practical girl who’s difficult to impress 🤩

Remember: toe beans are the sign of a killer.

Funnily enough, I’m not 100% joking. While many animals have paw pads, the particular kind of soft, squishy beans found on housecats are an adaptation for stealth. Squishy beans mean you’re looking at an ambush predator.

These are the beans of a killer, Bella.

forget wanderlust, sonder, all those words for vague dreamy feelings… what I’m asking for is a concise word for the feeling you get when someone makes an assumption about you that’s 100% correct but you really don’t like that anyone was able to make that assumption. for now I’m calling it a fuckor

“he asked me ‘you main junkrat right’ and a wave of fuckor wracked my feeble body”

I feel like Brennan watched this and then decided on City Council of Darkness as the next D20 campaign

happy pride I'm glad I'm gay I'm glad you're gay I'm glad we're both gay and alive

grief can be so heavy but you and me, we're here right now, and ain't that so wonderful?