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This is the meanest thing anyone has ever said about Supernatural.

my dad’s always like “lucie why do you listen to songs of leonard cohen so much he’s not that great a singer and every track on that album sounds the same” but like. sorry you don’t see shrimp colours when you hear “i’m standing on the ledge and your fine spiderweb/is fastening my ankle to a stone” or “and just when he knew for certain only drowning men could see him/he said, ‘all men shall be sailors, then, until the sea shall free them’” or “if your life is a leaf that the seasons tear off and condemn/they will bind you with love that is graceful and green as a stem” or “and then taking from his wallet an old schedule of trains he’ll say/i told you when i came i was a stranger” or “there are heroes in the seaweed, there are children in the morning/they are leaning out for love and they will lean that way forever” or “when you’re not feeling holy, your loneliness says that you’ve sinned” but i happen to be brilliant and smart 

I SHOWED IT TO MY FLIGHT ATTENDANT WHEN HE GAVE ME MY COOKIES AND HE LAUGHED SO HARD HE TOOK MY PHONE TO SHOW IT TO THE OTHER FLIGHT ATTENDANT

I don’t know how you got a good grade in being a passenger on an airline but that’s a totally normal thing to achieve and I’m not seething with jealousy at all.

i get why people don't believe in marriage as a social construct but legally it is the best and easiest way to say "this is who i trust to take care of me when i can't take care of myself" and i'm so glad gay people fought for that right bc when shit gets scary at least i know im in good hands

I hate to say it and I hate to know it but if you crave intimacy and deep relation you truly have to muster the courage to go first.

Goodnight, and rest in peace, Marjane Satrapi. Thank you for your work and your voice. May we hear you.

unpopular opinion but I don't think there's anything weird or predatory about an innocent friendship

The question is why the fuck is a thirty year old hanging out with a 13 year old if not in their family?? The only other relation that could have them interact is through teacher/student and bring friends like that would be weird as fuck

found family? the kid not feeling safe in their house? the adult wanting to help? family / teacher / school isn't always a guaranteed safe place. should the kid and adult each have friends that are their own age too? sure. but if their friendship is genuinely innocent then I think the problem isn't them but people who project their weird and predatory thoughts onto them