lesbian dark elf enjoyers unite

"you couldnt make seinfeld today" you couldve made seinfeld in 45 B.C.

it's literally all about having a primary public gender and a secondary personal gender

me when i FUCKING get you *image of two mourning doves cuddling*

i feel like being turned on by your own body is so agonizingly normal it's so fucked that that one guy made it a whole diagnosis specifically for trans women. and he's not even dead yet

Calvins dad could get it, as could Calvins mom. But neither of them want me so I guess I'll just go back to wringing out wet rats for water in an alley

ELDER SCROLLS 6 WAS JUST ANNOUNCED

I’ve been reaching rock bottom by 8am lately

Hookup culture is so convoluted these days and I don't meant that in a way that is dismissive of the act in of itself but rather that you used to be able to just have a few drinks with a girl and then she'd put her eggs in you or vice versa nd then maybe you'd stack colored pebbles together for a few hours but nowadays she always has to try and poison your wine which I suppose I can't really complain about because I also try to poison hers while slipping antidote into mine but she does the same so we get mad at each other and grapple for a while and then she stings me with her stinger or injects venom into me with her fangs or what have you and THEN finally gets to the oviposition. It all just feels a bit overcomplicated to me and you can't even stack colored pebbles afterwards because you're still paralyzed from the venom