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Everyone envies me for my shrimp lighter

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A rather stylish telephone table.
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During the Great Depression, many American families faced severe financial hardship, and everyday items became essential for survival. Flour sacks, which were typically used to carry flour, became a valuable resource for poor families. Instead of discarding the sacks once emptied, people reused them to create clothing, bedding, and other household items. This practice was especially common among those who could not afford store-bought fabric.

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My offscreen OVA fantasy :')
Genuinely no judgement, but when I hear another Jew use "Jesus" as an exclamation, it always catches me by surprise for just the tiniest moment.
I love the universal refrain from so many of you "I say it because that guy means nothing to me"
1st century Josh with tears in his eyes like "why are you so mean to me" 😂
William Etty's Male Nude, with Arms Up-Stretched (1828) revamped by Astra Zero
History lesson coming up:
William Etty was a York-born (English) artist, who was instrumental in saving our medieval city walls. My city is Roman in origin, the frontier of the Empire, Eboracum, occupied later by Saxons, then Scandinavian settlers (Vikings), then expanded by medieval occupation. It was home to the first railways, the Rowntree (kitkat, smarties, etc) and Terry's (chocolate orange) chocolate empires... it is still surrounded by its medieval city walls and gates.
Early in the 19th century our City Fathers decided we didn't need the walls anymore and plans were laid to dismantle them. There was a group of folks who didn't agree, William Etty among them, so legend has it he held an exhibition of his work...namely nudes...and instead of charging people money to see them, he insisted they sign his petition to save the city walls. Whether this is true or not is debatable, but Etty is known for his controversial painting. At the time it offended sensibilities... yeah, right. He was popular for his *talent*, I'm sure. However, exhibition or no, he used his wealth and influence to lean on the council to change its mind, and we still have our walled city today because of his influence.
This painting isn't by him. Its by this guy...
This is Etty's original, but the nudes thing still stands. He drew quite a few.
Look at this crazy vanity table designed by Gaudí (picture from Wikimedia Commons, by user amadalvarez)
I tried to come up with text to put here, but I can’t. Just look at it! Someone had that in her house
good god, that fucks
Hat tip @kittensforbrowncoats !
ok, SOMEONE might correct me on this fact (plz feel free to!) but I've always heard that in cases like the Milà and the Batlló families, who commissioned Gaudí for their fanciful domiciles in the new fashionable avenue of Barcelona, some of the members of that upper class might resent a little living in a building that was a bit of a laughing stock.
Look for example, what the satirical magazine l'Esquella de la Torratxa made to mock the bizarre design of Milà's house!
Like many architects of the time, Gaudí designed everything that was supposed to be in the house. Outside, inside, furniture.
but perhaps tired of the curves of art nouveau (and of people whispering behind their back that their buildings looked like something a pastry chef could create), as soon as the fashion sensibilities changed and Art Nouveu was no longer in fashion, they renovated with great ardour and absolute indifference towards the works of art so unique and suitable for THEIR houses.
Just look at what they did to Casa Batlló... Gaudí would be spinning so hard in his grave if he saw, he would screw right through his crypt of Sagrada Familia and straight into the metro.
So... lots of ladies had killer vanity tables like that one.
And sadly, LOTS of them threw them away like worthless trash when they were not considered fashionable any longer...
when i was getting trained as a welder the guys started playing sneaky grabass with each other and with me. i almost hit a few people while holding dangerous tools in my hand because they wouldn’t stop grabbing me from behind, then laughing that i ‘almost’ hit them, so i finally had to go to the instructor and say, look, i’ve had years and years of self defense training due the fact i’m a very small weirdo who is in legitimate danger of getting hatecrimed and at some point one of these guys is going to goose me again and im going to bury a wrench in his eye. get them to stop grabbing me, because i don’t want to get kicked out for hitting people.
the next day i ended up punching someone in the face with a doughnut in my fist because she thought i was being a big fucking buzzkill who tattled to teacher about a harmless game, and, guess what, grabbed my butt. i got icing all over her hair. she complained to teacher...who let everyone know that this was why they weren’t supposed to be playing grabass in the fucking shop.
anyway don’t fucking sneak up on twitchy little queers with hypervigilance, it fucking sucks and you’re lucky if you get a doughnut to a face instead of a hammer.
given that this was a welding class, I was expecting this to end up so much worse

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The grinding process for sharpening anything to a cutting edge on a grinding wheel, or even using a whetstone or even sand paper, would cause a large amount of friction heat that would cause a poor insulator substance, like the flesh of a banana, to heat up and become mushy dramatically fast. On a grinding wheel this would mean sending flying bits of banana flinging across the walls
so what you're not understanding is that you'd use a green banana, which are rigid and perfect for sharpening.
my favorite set of tags on this post
The rules I made for myself for surviving suicidal ideation are as follows... While I've still had attempts, but I haven't had any for more than 8 years.
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Rules:
Go home
Have an easy snack or meal (one step preferred, like microwaving some frozen garlic bread)
If you have the energy then have a shower,
Put your phone down so as to not doom scroll, (I put on something interesting to listen to like PBS EONS)
Tuck yourself in bed,
Go to sleep.
Wake up later and wonder why you wanted to kill yourself so bad when you were tired.
I love these
For me, I also have to add “drink some water” because I often forget to stay well hydrated
Drink some water is a good addition... Water can include cordial, fruit juice, a cup of tea (the amount of caffeine in the tea is not diuretic enough to make a difference). Your body isn't discriminating about where the H2O comes from.
I advise no energy drink or any alcohol, from experience you will probably feel worse with these, which defeats the point.
I especially like this because it's so much more chill to have suicidal thoughts happening and you're just "I'm making some yummy tea 😊" like it's gonna feel bad but it's SO MUCH WORSE when you're like "I'm scrolling my phone and I feel gross for 'no reason' and the world fucking sucks and maybe my brain is so so right about killing myself".
Like you can always decide later but when your body needs stuff, your brain isn't in a good place for making big decision so just letting the thoughts happen but not taking them too seriously for the moment feels like such a relief!
(Note: the only way that you definitely should take suicidal thoughts seriously is that they are the alarm system telling you you need more support overall - more/less/different meds, therapy, changing stuff in your life, asking for help, better coping skills, etc.)
Literally though, feeling like and having thoughts of "well maybe I should just end it all" and you're making a cup of tea as you think to yourself *well, my brain is doing that awful thing again, I should have a little treat... Where did I put the biscuits/cookies*... Is literally just a good way to decompress.
A good snack (tea included), shower and sleep help keep me alive more than any protective factors "list the people who are important to me" strategy mental health professionals have suggested.
In extreme distress it's hard to think of, and it's extra not useful if there's been a relationship breakdown with any of those people. But recognising physical discomfort and relief is much easier to remember and reinforce.
You ever feel awful and then feel human again after washing your hair? Or feel grumpy and feel like a whole new person after you eat something? You ever feel like you're making so many mistakes when you're overtired?... Checking off all of those things that fix your brain chemistry, just helps.
he’s such a little sweetie boy
Wally Dion, Green Star Quilt, 2019 circuit boards, brass wire, copper tube
I SAW THIS IN THE PORTLAND ART MUSEUM! ITS HUGE!
it shimmers like no gemstones i've ever seen: green as malachite and emerald but shot through with opal, gold, copper. photographs can't do it justice because of how it shines, as well as the way the actual material elements have their own dimensions. you can lean in and study all the fine lines of the circuits or step back and admire how the rearranged whole forms new patterns. it's one of the most beautiful creations i've ever seen.
Love to see modern computing technology proudly embracing its textile roots

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do people post their knitting on tumblr? i hope they do!!! anyways, here's the 2 full jumpers I've made this year obsessed with both of them can't wait til it gets colder again and I can rock them
patterns both off ravelry and both free which is insane I'll reblog with links if I remember to lolzer
we definitely do post our knitting on tumblr. and these look so good. løbe the colours on the first one
That episode, man…