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jayrockin

Something is terribly wrong. Something is terribly wrong. Something is terribly wrong. Something is terribly wrong.

Everyone do yourselves a favor and click on this link to have a transformative media-based experience

misdrunk

I don’t need to. The Detroit Lions will still suck and I’ll continue betting on them because I’m stupid.

jayrockin

No you…. really need to click the link

undeadwill

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK

bogleech

This does deserve to go around again

caelumrising

#everytime i see that new kristin stewart movie trailer i suspect#like it HAS to be by someone who read this

We will find out that author of that movie was inspired by this in a few years trust

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macbethheadband

Im gonna shuffle my giant playlist of every song i like and if the very first one that plays isnt exactly what i want to hear right this second im gna lose it

darkshrimpemotions

If the right way is too hard, fuck it. Do it the wrong way.

Folding clothes keeps you from getting the laundry done? Stop folding clothes. Put a basket in your room and throw your unfolded clean stuff into it right out of the dryer, it's fine.

Rinsing dishes off keeps you from loading the dishwasher? Load them dirty and run it twice.

Chopping onions keeps you from making yourself dinner? Buy the freezer bags of chopped onions.

You forget to take your meds and don't want to get out of bed to get them? Start putting them next to the bed.

Can't keep up with the dishes? Get paper plates. Worried about environment impact? Order biodegradable ones online if your local store doesn't have one.

Make the task easier. Put things where you use them instead of where they "go." Eliminate the steps that keep you from finishing the task. Eliminate the task that is stressing you out.

Do it the "wrong" way. It's literally fine.

qifreynothing

worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean

qifreynothing

sorry i said something dickish. a few mildly frustrating things happened to me in succession and it turned me evil

kalimaxxing

the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this

kalimaxxing

not again

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crapscicle

READ IT. THIS LAW WOULD MAKE IT LEGAL TO SHOOT HOMELESS PEOPLE

shoobie-doowop

remember in School of Rock where the black girl was afraid to say she wanted to be a singer because she was fat and didn’t want to get laughed at but Dewey was all “who gives a shit, I’m fat too and so is aretha franklin but we’re still valuable and we rock” and then the girl felt better without having to be told that beauty comes in all sizes or some other bullshit. thats the kind of body positivity I’m looking for. tell these babies that they’re worth a damn without tying it to any other arbitrary ideals

bookshelfdreams

Also like. when she asks him why he isn’t on a diet. and you just know she has heard this dumb “tip” a million times before (“just go on a diet!” “if you really apply yourself you can easily use x amount of weight!” “you just don’t want it enough!”)

& Dewey just

there’s nothing wrong! with liking food! and being hungry! you don’t need to starve yourself to fit into some bs aesthetic! eat food!

genovianxprince

Also that he cited a fat black woman singer specifically as it was the black girl who asked. gave her a direct representation of someone just like herself instead of citing anyone else

jame7t

The fact that Tesla autopilots abort self driving 1 second before a crash so the company can state “self driving wasn’t active during the collision” should be grounds to dismantle the entire company.

Like, seriously, if you’re making 4000 pound death machines, and you program this shit to work on a technicality? Your company should be dismantled. Gone. No recourse. Just terrible shit dude

depsidase

aorish-deactivated20251222

Y'know, if a formerly well-behaved straight A student suddenly starts almost not passing their classes and crying all the time and getting into trouble, maybe the default conclusion from every authority figure should not be that they are lazy and simply need to pull themselves together. Maybe instead you should give them stimulants or HRT or let them kill their parents and see if one of those three things resolves the issue.

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lockedharrow

i used to work for a nature center and we would constantly have wild owls come and call out to the owls in their cages and try to 1.) get them to follow them or 2.) they were looking for a mate

shu-of-the-wind

in the spirit of this post: when you live in areas with wild horses, the number one culprit for horse theft is actually other horses, because the young stallions that get chased out of the herd wanna start their own, and oh, look, look at all those cute mares in just,,,,a fenced off grassy area,,,how easy would it be to lure them over the fence,,,like some four-legged yodeling pied piper,,,

i think about this a lot

arctic-hands

Public libraries in Mississippi have cut off access to digital platforms like Overdrive and Hoopla to those under 18.

I never want to hear conservatives go on about repressive censorship in China, North Korea, and Iran ever again

ryanthedemiguy

To be clear to those unfamiliar: these are the companies that libraries use to lend ebooks.

They are literally cutting off library access to minors.

ayellowbirds

If you are affected by this or other bans and restrictions in the United States, be aware that the Brooklyn Public Library is offering free digital library cards to anyone age 13-21 nationwide as part of their Books UnBanned initiative:

Brooklyn Public Library joins those fighting for the rights of teens nationwide to read what they like, discover themselves, and form their

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

BOOOOOST

elfwreck

Seattle has joined them:

zim-kinnie

Whenever Americans use Cryillic like. That. I just. Instantly shrivel up an cry

zim-kinnie

Like idk how to tell you this but н isnt h and и isnt n

skyheartstar13

It’s true and you should say it.

zim-kinnie

Я isnt R

Р isnt P

В isnt B

shipping-is-life-1-0-1

If you want to explain, what does it mean then? 0.0

zim-kinnie

н makes n sound,и makes ee sound, я makes ya sound, р makes r sound, в makes v sound

shimmedmilk

you mean, like, ня?

aveture

oh no. It can be made with Cyrillic now

zim-kinnie

ня

verminviscount

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE EXPLAINED

zim-kinnie

НЯ

degenerate-perturbation

НЯ

OH. GOD.

THATS SO FUNNY

it really is insane how waking up early will grant you access to some of the most beautiful sights and sensations in the world that will make you want to live forever, but only if you overcome the gauntlet of a thousand razors that is getting out of bed early. truly one of life's little saw traps.

anexperimentallife

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November 8, 2021 at 04:45PM

ms-demeanor

I don't know who needs to hear this but your brain is lying to you and you don't need to wait until there's a round number on the clock to go the fuck to bed or start that project or eat a meal.

Get up and do it now.

oodlenoodleroodle

There is a German art group called Pataphysical Institute Basel that I collaborated with on an art festival a few years ago, and one of their things was that they wanted everything done in "Pataphysical time" which in practice meant that nothing should be scheduled to start at exactly on the hour or half past the hour, and instead the start time should be something weird like three minutes past etc.

That was surprisingly helpful and I have since then been on "Pataphysical time" like I don't place special importance on any specific position of the hands of the clock.

ms-demeanor

"Pataphysical Time" is going to be a fun thing to say to myself when I need to do something instead of getting stuck until a "correct" number.

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