Son of the Sky

A reminder that a universal basic income actually drastically improves the lives of everyone involved

texting everyone in my friends list “see what happens when you disobey me?” when the eclipse starts

paving the way for enthusiastic folks building faraday cages to fuck in, because always use protection, including from 5G

I bet raising your arm and summoning a weapon for you to grasp feels good as fuck

I'm trying to take the high road but I'm like, dragging myself bleeding and sobbing along the high road while looking so so longingly at the low road

#AND that fucker taking the low road is going to get to Scotland afore me. very annoying.

Public infrastructure projects should only be funded if they involve the destruction of at least one Harry Potter locale.

sometimes you invent mind prisons for yourself for no good reason and youre like "i really like being in the mind prison" even though you dont actually like being in the mind prison

do me a favor and plz reblog with your five most recently used non-face, non-hand, non-heart emojis

lmfao this copy of treasure island has reading comprehension questions at the end