basketball dracula

sometimes the nut doesn't bring any clarity at all no matter how hard you bust it. the delirium only deepens.

mirar el agua con mama

when i get an epic win it makes me do my epic grin 😁

"turtles have big and strong shells to protect them from the Stupidity and Arrogance of the Haters" -wikipedia

whatever 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟

I did my PhD in a fish lab, and one time I was emailing a fish company, and the guy emailed me back with the signature “Best fishes,” followed by these guys

level 271 penismancer demonstrating his arcane might

shout-out to characters who let their childhood friend situationship dictate the course of their life to a degree that spits in the face of any and all reason. they're doing important work.

hey does this shoutout apply to people who may or may not actually be like this in real life ..? asking for a friend

no sorry it's one of those things that's only enjoyable in fiction. like child soldiers or blonde men.

dude wait. what if we got really close together so we feel safe

Step back everyone. This post requires the delicate touch of an annoying gimmick blog