Jason: Do you think if we met before I died we would have gotten along?
Tim: � We did meet?
Jason, genuinely confused: what? No, no, I would have remembered meeting your scraggly ass-
Tim: First of all, you once told me you refused to remember rich peopleās name because they āarenāt really people at that pointā.
Jason: this is true.
Tim: secondly, we literally talked for like, an hour? Do you really not remember?
Jason, lowkey feeling a little bad now but refusing to admit it: Maybe you just werenāt memorable.
Tim: we talked about Frankenstein!
Jason: why were we- OH MY GOD THAT WAS YOU?!
Tim: yes! I thought it was a good conversation :(
Jason: YOU EXPLAINED HOW YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD DO EXACTLY WHAT VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN DID BUT BETTER.
Tim: YEAH CAUSE HE SHOULD HAVE USED ELECTRIC EELS INSTEAD OF WAITING FOR A STORM.
Jason: DUDE. I only kept talking to you because I deadass thought you were gonna be a future Rouge.
Tim: huh?!
Jason: dude, you even told me about how easy it is to steal bodies from hospitals in Gotham.
Tim: yeah that⦠I wasnāt always the best at keeping my cards close to my chest, so thatās on me.
Jason: the only reason I didnāt tell Bruce about you is because I was worried heād try adopt you and I was worried about getting kicked out.
Tim: I appreciate it.
Jason: if I had he probs wouldnāt have made you Robin.
Tim: thatās⦠unnerving to think about.
Tim, fiddling with his sleeve: Do you⦠wanna hear about my new take on how to reanimate the dead to create a whole new person?
Jason, fully aware that Tim could one day be a bad guy and he would have more of a chance if he had Tim on his side: As a reanimated corps, I am more than happy to listen. Have you actually read the book yet though?
Tim: No- so, first thing your going to need is a alibi-
Barbara, whoās been listening over the coms: ⦠*silently starts recording*


























