Just dumb Superbat thought cuz..yes
The JL noticed something,of course they did
Superman and batman's relationship was beyond a normal friendship
They wouldn't say they were dating!But they sure as hell they aren't normal.
For the biggest example they could possibly have: the "kiss kiss"
Every single time,if the Bat is working on the couch and Supes pass by,he will say out loud "kiss kiss!" And start mooching his cheek with kisses
And the Bat just grumbles clearly annoyed and stressed out,and sometimes he even tells him "I'm working,stop"
All the members already talked with Kal about it
Flash said "He's clearly not in the mood dude"
Diana said "You should leave him to work my friend"
And all the other members said similar things,Kal would just smile and say "He likes it, being grumpy is his norm" and ignore every single advice they told him
One particular day,after days of them saying that Bats did not infact enjoyed the mooching,he proposed a test "I will pass by him and not give him the usual kisses,and you'll see he will not like my actions"
The next day they were usual packed on the set "hang out" room,Batman working on his usual spot by the couch, clearly deep down in whatever case he was working with.
Then Kal passed by,looked straight at everyone,gave them a little wink "Sup guys!Just gonna train a little" and left
Without the usual "kiss kiss".
And Batman froze,he stopped everything he was doing and looked at the door like it had personally offended him
Then he brought his fingers to his mouth and whistle,they couldn't hear anything but it was clear he was whistling at something.
And then Superman came running back,hands on his ears like he was in physical pain "WHAT??" He yelled
The entire room froze,they slowly watched a big smile bloom in Kal's face
"Sorry Sugar,my mind was set on something else"
The bat grumbled,and if J'onn forced his hearing he would hear a faint "in everything but your partner"
Kal proceeded to walk in and mooch the hell out of batman's cheek,while the other just huffed annoyed
And punctuated with a kiss straight on his mouth
"you better,I'm making Chinese tonight"
Well,get they should take away the "Not in a relationship part",they clearly are in one
Batman was just grumpy by existence after all.
Omg, that would make for such a perfect, cute one shot! 😭
Silly Justice League, thinking Bruce would let those kisses happen if he didn't like them.
When I read about Bruce whistling, at first I thought Clark would come back running and wagging him non-existing tail like a happy dog being called, not having his ear drums tortured, but it was actually better 🤣