Tim and Bart as they walk towards the door of a store.
Tim: "We're just going to walk through this door normally."
Bart: "Right. Whoever gets there first opens it. No biggie. No production."
Bart: *starts to walk faster*
Tim: *also speeds up* "Bart."
Bart: *shit eating grin* "What? I'm just walking!"
Tim: *Swings his arm into Bartβs side*
Bart: "Ow! Tim, what was that!?"
Tim: *stifling laughter* "What? I'm just walking."
Bart: "Right. Just walking. We're just two dudes -" *grabs Timβs shirt and practically throws him backwards so he can rush in front* "-Walking. Like normal.
Tim: *breaks into a sprint to force his way in front" "Soooo normal. Almost too normal." *trips Bart*
Bart: "You little- little light of mine!"
Tim: *laughs* "Little light of yours???"
Bart: "I'm working on not swearing as much in public, shithead- Oh! I mean-"
Tim: *gasps* "Bart! In front of a child?!"
Bart: *stops to look* "What?! Where?!"
Tim: *finally reaches the door* "Ha! I win! I get to open the door for you!!"
Bart: *groans* "You played dirty!"
Bart: *pouting* "Challenging me to a race in public where I can't use super speed is cruel and unusual, Tim!"
Tim: "I said NOT to race!"
Bart: "Yeah but you knew I'd do it anyway!"
Tim: *dramatic sigh* "Alright. Alright. I'll let you open the door for me next time. No race."
Bart: *smiles and kisses him* "No you won't."