[snappy blog title]

become ungenderable

the problem is that lack of enrichment WILL turn you into the most abhorrent little gremlin bastard known to mankind and it's entirely on you to notice that ah, yes, it's been two months since you've seen anything other than your flat, your workplace, a friend if you're doing well, and the same three streets you walk every day. and then you just gotta sternly grab yourself by the scruff and go maybe take a beach/lake/forest day or visit an art gallery or whatever and then, respectfully, calm the ever-loving fuck down

if they're gonna remake The Princess Bride, it should open with a kid sick in bed scrolling on his phone. his grandpa arrives with a gift--it's a DVD player with a disc already inside. grandpa hooks it up to the TV and presses play. and we all just watch the original 1987 film again.

Estrogen would not save Bad Luck Brian btw

Get fucked, tech company who knows this shit is so unpopular they wont even put their name on the project.

I like how “biblically accurate” has come to mean “eschatologically portentous.” like a biblically accurate angel is literally just some guy, but if you call this a biblically accurate wind turbine, everyone on Tumblr knows what you mean.

Turning dog gravity off so they all get whisked away

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this