[snappy blog title]

become ungenderable

Just a casual reminder that posting on the internet about how you would want to do physical harm to members of the US government is something that they can (and will) detain you over, so just be careful what you say in public spaces like, uh, on Tumblr.

this is your semi-regular reminder that tumblr has cooperated with the fbi to hand over user information in a very public way at least once. and that's not the only way the feds can collect information on you either

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

Just a casual reminder that posting on the internet about how you would want to do physical harm to members of the US government is something that they can (and will) detain you over, so just be careful what you say in public spaces like, uh, on Tumblr.

this is your semi-regular reminder that tumblr has cooperated with the fbi to hand over user information in a very public way at least once. and that's not the only way the feds can collect information on you either

After a 5 year hiatus, national embarrassment Conor McGregor debuts in his own mma tournament called World's Baddest Man and his very first move is to blow out his knee and collapse to the ground

me: *puts on playlist I made myself, perfectly curated with all my favorite songs* me: *skips song* me: *skips song* me: *skips song* me: *skips song* me: Who the fuck made this bullshit playlist?