it's pronounced tief-ling

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

in the dungeon you will have to face a monster with the nose of a tiger, the teeth of a tiger, the ears of a tiger the eyes of a tiger , the cheeks of a tiger , the neck of a tiger, the torso of a tiger, the arms of a tiger, the paws of a tiger, the belly of a tiger the back of a tiger, the the legs of a tiger, the claws of a tiger, the ankles of a tiger, the tail of the tiger, the mind of a tiger, and the power of a tiger

˙ʇɐqʇᴉnɹɟ ɐ ǝɯoɔǝq oʇ pǝpᴉɔǝp ǝʌ,I

what doesn't kill you makes you stay on tumblr for 13 years and counting

in media i love when love is painful i love when love makes you scream and fall to your knees and rip your hair out i love when love is crushing and deafening

In real life eveeyone should be niceys

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.