broken compass

getting characters into world-endingly intense codependent queerplatonic relationships is literally what life is all about. it is literally what we were put here on this earth to do

not all character interpretations are valid some of you are sexist

not all character interpretations are valid some of you are racist

not all character interpretations are valid some of you are ableist

not all character interpretations are valid some of you are fatphobic

not all character interpretations are valid some of you are bigoted about all or specific kinds of queer people

the idea that a sex scene in fiction is fundamentally useless/simply for audience titillation UNLESS they’re fucking infodumping exposition while they bone or something is so funny and myopic to me. like, you really genuinely believe for real that there is NOTHING to be gained about your understanding of a story or characters simply from how they approach and engage in sex? really for real?

i am so absolutely utterly scared that my insane grandfather in his 80s who runs miles every morning is going to leave me a bird in his will and i am especially scared he is going to leave me a large cockatoo named "captain hook". hook has been trying to make me his child bride since i was like 6 years old and every time i see him again which has only been a couple times with decades in between hook is like "you. it's always been you. ever since you were born i've known we were meant to be" captain hook you are a bird and i am a LESBIAN and i don't WANT an eternal sentinel captain HOOK!!!!!!!

WAS TOLD AT CHRISTMAS DINNER THAT THIS IS INDEED REAL, AND THAT I AM IN THE WILL TO RECIEVE THE BIRD!!!!!!!!!!!! NEVER 👏 STOP 👏 BEINGSCARED 👏

"he's not gonna fuck you bro" He will.he will if i post good

someone should invent a waking up that feels good

nosferatu? no. tuferatu. no es mi problema.

no mi circo no mis feratus

Ahh what the hell, gimme another unnamed layer! I ain't driving!