the worms will come for you

I love the word "beeline." youre in such a hurry youre doing bug movement

I like when the bus stops directly in front of you out of the line of waiting people and opens its doors. Chosen by the dragon

I hate this post. Ever since I read it I can't help but think "chosen by the dragon" whenever the bus stops in front of me or "denied by the dragon" when it doesn't. Every. single. time. That's a minimum of ten times a week. Do you know how annoying that is

"less is more" is a lie perpetuated by big small to sell more less

*trying not to doxx myself* shoutout to that one thing in a place somewhere

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me