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*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

hard cider was invented when someone decided to make beer that tastes good instead of bad

stupid fuckin post. People have been making beer since before they even knew how to write and you think that they don’t like the way it tastes?

damn all that time and it still tastes really bad. huge L tbh

steam repeatedly notifying you that a friend is booting up a game thats clearly not cooperating feels like ur sitting inside and someone outside keeps trying to rev up a lawnmower

"Hey there pepperhead, legal isn't super exited about this tweet"

i was seeing all these little blue flowers everywhere and kept thinking "dang what are these bitches, i can't remember..." well guess what. they were fuckin forget-me-nots. can't believe i failed step fucking 1, the hot girls on iNaturalist are going to laugh at me and i'm gonna flunk out of hobby botany school.

ID: same image with the text "I forgor." End ID

*echoing down the hall* welcome back to a gaaaame changer

Eminem isn’t violent, Slim Shady is. Get it right.

im robbing a bank tomorrow and when the cops come for me imma tell them it was my alter ego countess boochie flagrante

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