If you wanna game as good as me, start your training at age 6 with a steady regiment of Crash Bandicoot, Team Fortress 2, Persona and Mass Effect
You should also learn how to emulate games and then finish Ocarina of Time and Castlevania 3 by age 8.
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If you wanna game as good as me, start your training at age 6 with a steady regiment of Crash Bandicoot, Team Fortress 2, Persona and Mass Effect
You should also learn how to emulate games and then finish Ocarina of Time and Castlevania 3 by age 8.

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current aesthetic: cute english teacher who’s high key banging the history professor
current aesthetic: the history professor
current aesthetic: all of the lights and windows in grandpa’s house disappeared
tried to beat SN2 EA but got hungry
I fucking hate it here
For those of you with android devices, you can use the Android Debug Bridge (ADB) standalone app control program to get rid of all the bloatware, data mining, and AI crap - no coding needed!
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There are also Android-based alternatives like GrapheneOS and LineageOS, which are pretty easy to install. These are unfortunately available for a more limited range of devices (Graphene is ironically Pixel only, while Lineage supports more), but it's very worth checking out whether one of them might work for your phone.
GrapheneOS is a security and privacy focused mobile OS with Android app compatibility.
LineageOS Android Distribution
Typing this from Graphene now, in fact. But, both of those take the Android Open Source Project, without all the bloatware--and largely de-Google the whole thing. They give you much more control over privacy and what the apps you choose to install can do and access on your phone.
I know Graphene sandboxes everything, including the optionally installed Google Play Services which a lot of apps unfortunately require to run. (Lineage uses an alternative to Play Services instead.) So, you can install what would normally be unacceptably intrusive apps and just lock them away from pulling any funny shit with your data, or phoning home. Including the couple of Google things I do still keep around.
I also prefer running much more transparent, privacy-respecting open source apps where possible. Besides the transparency, I'd rather avoid the shitty tech corps entirely where I can. There are pretty good alternatives available for a lot of the usual suspects.
AlternativeTo lets you find apps and software for Windows, Mac, Linux, iPhone, iPad, Android, Android Tablets, Web Apps, Online, Windows Tab
An alternative app store:
F-Droid is an installable catalogue of FOSS (Free and Open Source Software) applications for the Android platform. The client makes it easy
Also just going to leave this here.
Continuing the legacy of Vanced.
💊 Application to use ReVanced on Android . Contribute to ReVanced/revanced-manager development by creating an account on GitHub.
This lets you pretty easily patch some of the worst offender corporate apps to make them behave better.

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who the fuck even uses "pretty boy" as an insult any more I thought we all came to the agreement that all it does is make you sound like you want to stick your tongue down the other guy's throat
Jets tream sam
I wish I could have heard you sing this… I bet you have a beautiful voice
Knew a girl who was really obsessed with this song. Where are they getting corn on the cob.
It wasn't even just about finding work, either. Every grown-up from silent gen to gen-x'er had an angle to drive into millennials about why we had to go to college.
Parents: "You need to work hard in school and get into a good college or you'll never own a house."
Church Leaders: "You need to work hard in school and get into a good college or you'll never raise a righteous family."
Teachers: "You need to work hard in school and get into a good college or you'll never be seen as intelligent."
Counselors: "You need to work hard in school and get into a good college or you'll never be treated with respect."
Adult Friends: "You need to work hard in school and get into a good college or you'll never have any options going forward."
We as a generation had so much college anxiety drilled into us that they built an entire industry around college prep. We worked our asses off and took the SATs and ACTs as many times as it took to get the best possible score to get the best possible scholarship to the best possible college so we wouldn't wind up in the broken world we saw the cracks forming on.
Not because we wanted to go, not because we felt entitled to go, but because we had to go, or else. We took on inescapable debt to do so when we had to, because we had to.
I think we’re skipping over the most insane part of this guy’s take, which is that Boomers’ big sin was…liking their children too much?? Oh my god? I’d bet money that if OOP has kids they don’t speak to him anymore
Worse than "the natural hierarchy"? Or is that like expected insanity.
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Environmental storytelling or something like that
Interesting how the transfeminine version got marked mature literally *as* I posted it, very clearly hitting some sort of automated filter, while the cis version was untouched by the filter even though it was otherwise identical
@staff hates trans women and its not a secret
sexiest punctuation?
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EDIT: asking me where a certain punctuation is does not change the fact that i can't add more than 12 options and i also can't change pre-existing polls
Sorry & we can't let you into the punctuation
This is bullshit, you let ellipse in. That's three periods
They need to give me either
-psychic powers so I can interface with someone's soul and explain exactly how our opinions and understanding differs, changing their cognition.
-lightning powers so I can cast lightning at people who piss me off by being so stupid
god adoptables really are the funniest fucking thing the more i think about them. imagine youre so excited to get a character and draw them so good with all your ocs but someone else wins the bid and proceeds to only do shitty ms paint drawings of them smoking fat joints
Noooo,, n-n... no, no no no, noooo..... can you? No, I-I don't think so, no, that, that can't be possible.
i tried once and thorns of dark force materialized agonizingly around my wrist
we gotta save these kids from copyright furry hell this cant continue. its just no good
obsessed with the fact that the welcome to night vale guy thinks he invented "welcome to [blank]" and gets really indignant and thinks other people who use that phrase ripped him off. its amazing. its a level of confident i aspire to be.
another one... david lynch you're a dead man
I'm like 80% sure that's a joke. Like "they just crammed IT in front" is the same tone as "you couldnt make blazing saddles today, they'd say, that's a movie that already exists"

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in which Natsuhi can’t come out of the closet
five months after the last entry, a new chapter has been added to the world's most erratic umineko liveblog. this time, natsuhi is too distracted by a murder to find out if she can get to narnia.
and, thanks for all the comments! they really help restore motivation after hiatuses like this. hope you enjoy the update; i remain pleasantly confused about where this chapter is going but hopefully it won't take us too long to find out
extra crazy to see people swinging so hard for big corporate copyright lawsuits on tumblr dot com tbh. alright girl whateverrrrr, I hope the lawyers come for your favorite fan artist next if you're so in favor of it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
you're all frothing at the mouth for a queer climate activist getting sued now but oooh just wait until you can't order astarion keychains and baby yoda plushies and whatever the fuck else off etsy anymore
I guess in light of all the feedback I've been receiving tonight I'm going to turn over a new leaf and become a good citizen who defends copyright law. first up is snitching out the nice lady at the local farmers market who sells crochet pokemon plushies, I want to see nintendo sue that cunt into the ground
in conclusion I've never felt this post more strongly