citizens I checked the weather app and apparently there's one more day before the storm

"a little exasperated" we remember the fuckin Steven bombs. CN HAAAATED Steven universe and gave it the worst airing schedule ever

canaries were used in coalmines due to their incredibly hard beaks, they could break through stone as well as any pickaxe

fuck, marry, kill: the wound that won’t heal, the past you can’t undo, the ghost that keeps returning

Can you take your violent J tweet out of my home office its taking up a lot of space

ok that's an improvement but it's still in holly's home office

In cyclops world the teens have a trend where they play "we are young" by fun and when he says "give me a second i" they put a second eye on random celebs like cyclops shane dawson

you craft such intricate tales

all good novelists realize they’re nothing compared to musicians. and all good musicians realize they’re nothing compared to novelists

ALL good novelests and musicicans realize their nothing compared to porno Dvd's

do you jack off ?

Im not feeling good at all right now i need help badly

Straight people have access to an extra celebrity called “jelly roll” that the lgbtq can’t perceive

one time at a funeral i panicked and said the first drink i could think of and the bartender made me the pina colada With all the fixings all the trims all the bells and whistles i didnt even ask imagine youre at a funeral and the person besides you is drinking a pina colada with whip cream as tall as the drink with a cherry and an umbrella, thats what happened to me