What Do I Call This Thing

it has always been a dream of mine to relax

it’s just not possible

My friends and I would pretty much do anything for each other no questions asked. When the going guess rough, we are there for each other.

[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next

made me laugh thinking abt if you do porn your boss could walk by and be like “fuckin hard or hardly fuckin?” and that might be pretty funny. well im alone there now. in our “special place”. waiting for you.

hey patrick can you see my feet

Yeah spongebob look at mine I’m facing the toilet

Patrick we have penises and were peeing with them

Excuse me ladies, everything you’ve just said about being spongbeob and Patrick and having penises you pee pee with has been echoed and amplified down the hall, were we are holding a Sunday school class. We all have heard what you’ve said about peeing towards the toilet with your penises, and I am just letting you know.

What’s crazy is this is just how gay dudes sext now

I need to make something really elaborate and cool (doesn't move

Eventually we get larger from eating them

Um actually scrub daddy is my comfort character and it physically and psychically hurts me to see you chop him up and eat him after freezing and cracking him up with liquid nitrogen while naked with big boobs?

Ill be a star

if i were a shrimp id be so embarrassed because everyone can see my poop line

Show daddy that nice picture again

There's nothing out there for us.