[very clearly indulging the urge] im fighting the urge

You can lie when you name things

our idiotic ancestors used to believe stuff that's not true but luckily we've now figured out all the true things to believe in

all movies are for children because the moving image is inherently juvenile. to be entertained by it even moreso

i really like this thing where websites will have separate "log in" & "sign up" buttons and if you click "log in" it takes you to a sign-up screen anyway so you have to click "i already have an account" and then it will ask if you want to sign in with your facebook account or with instagram or linkedin or deviantart or whatever, and if you choose "username & password" it asks if you want to put in your username or use your thumbprint, and once you put your username & password it emails you a confirmation code, and once you put in the code it says "do you want to give us your phone number for future sign-ins? do you want to sign up for facial recognition? do you want to give us your bones? give us your fucking bones?

i love reading gacha game reviews like yeah the devs are super generous with the currency they just made up

guy who has a mental health condition that comes and goes: i’m cured this time actually i can feel it

same guy when they start having symptoms again: what the fuck is happening and why