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To anyone who sees me liking a bunch of your selfies no you didn't

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In her first video interview from Johnson County Jail, Hill says she is a βpolitical prisonerβ who has been unjustly locked up by the Trump
βMy basic assumption was, you know, the judge had obviously made his mind up about our guilt before the trial even began, and so it didnβt take me by surprise at all when I actually was sentenced to 50 years in the Bureau of Prisons. I knew, like, this is about making an example, this is about creating a narrative that, you know, anyone who resists the Trump administrationβs agenda of mass deportation, is going to be made an example of, is gonna be treated this way, that if you stand up, if you speak out, we will bury you. I knew that that was what this was about the entire time that we were going to trial, and it was why I said from the very beginning, βIβm not gonna plea to anything.β You know, like they offered us plea deals, you know, we could have signed to 15 years for material support for terrorism. And I took the risk that I took of, you know, going to trial because I was like, Iβm not going to create evidence of this non-existent terrorist conspiracy. That goes against everything I believe in.β β Autumn Hill
absolute cunt serves absolutely
if hunter biden or rupaul tweeted this you'd be all over it
Mentioned to my mom I'm asexual a couple months ago and today.... we got into the car and she hit me with, "So you use they/them pronouns now?"
I went, "What. no. she/her."
"How does that work? With she/her/hers and they/them?"
I stared at her. "What are you talking about?"
"Well you came out as-" and I said, "I'm asexual."
She replied, "Like an amoeba, I know."
"Oh. My god. No. Mom. It doesn't- it's not the asexual you learned about in biology. I didn't come out as a single celled organism."
With heavy relief, she said "Oh, it has a different meaning?"
"Yes, mom."

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Hi so Iβm remaking this completely again bc bills and other expenses have made things spiral way out of control and Iβm facing another $105 in fees and stuff unless I can get it turned around tonight. Not to mention that I have nothing to live on for a while until I get paid again. Just when I think I can get ahead something else comes around and beats me back into the ground. π And I donβt know what else to do, so if anyone can help in any way:
If anyone is able to help Iβll love you forever and Iβd love to find some way to repay the favor!! Thank you π₯Ίπ
Iβve officially hit the worst spot Iβve ever been in π°
Pick one:
I'm Friendly π
Do Not Pet π€
I'm Nervous π΅βπ«
Margaritaville πΉ
so much of being an ok person is just 1) not panicking, 2) not taking things personally, and 3) not letting the vindictive gargoyle that lives in your head tell you what to do. this sucks because brains love doing those things
Lesser-known waifu: not Calvin's mom
The whole story is really cute btw ^w^

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crying and pissing and shitting etc
seeing this image in 2026 is like seeing an old friend who I've dearly missed
havent drawn a self portrait in a while
aw mannnn

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there r so many emojis i always stumble across something like π and i think who the HELL would ever use this emoji. and then i think abt some guy who probably works w those things all the time n hes so happy he can use this emoji. and im happy for him
My dad has started using them regularly in conversations to make the underrepresented emojis feel included, which is very cute in theory, but it means I get texts like:
Anyways this is the only correct way to use emojis have a very πͺ day
reminds me of this interaction I had with my parents
they were in the same room and apparently when they got my explanation text my dad threw his phone down and said βhow the FUCK does she expect me to know thatβ