The Diary of a Fangirl

Something I love about Gideon the Ninth that I haven't seen talked about yet is how well Tamsyn Muir manages to describe basic concepts like "night" and "salad" as though experiencing them for the first time through the eyes of a chimpanzee.

i hope donkey kong walks into my house and smashes a barrel over my head killing me instantly 

this is literally a world heritage post, the inception of “killing me instantly”

Donkey Kong Heritage Post

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desired you while the women flee

"save me, substance abuse!" i cry. before you can moralize to me about the dangers of addiction, a noble and powerful steed gallops into the room - my horse whom i have named "substance abuse". you learn an important lesson about making assumptions. i snort a line off its back

The cut at the end was so funny

Gonna go paint gold betta fish all over my dark green bathroom walls. Posting this as motivation to actually follow through on it.

*pointing at a guy in a fursuit* He's not actually a dog. He's lying.

*pointing at a guy in a business suit* he's not actually a business. he's lying.

*pointing at a guy in a wetsuit* he IS actually wet. he's telling the truth!!

no I don't have "misophonia" I have the Princess's Temperament. now stop fucking chewing with your mouth open or you're going to the dungeon.