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They genuinely CAN'T put it together that they're the same thing, they literally think they're just funny words or something. These people seriously have some kind of cognitive problems. These are the same people who also genuinely thought that "unc", a generally AAVE short form of the word "uncle" was actually an ACRONYM, and get this, STOOD FOR "un-cool". Even "son", literally none of them would know that it was a predominantly black thing.

We get this mess for a "1930-2030" celebration

It can't be more obvious just how spray-tan patriotic this whole thing is, just to appease a handful of narcissistic pedoph!les who know they are going to be leaving this world soon.

I am afraid of bugs

Not only that but also they have a big bad disease 🤒 in them that stop me from eating my big boy steak BUT ☝️only for one month (because I like my mommy's cooking 😋)

Trust me.

It's going to come out and it's not only not going to live up to HL1 and HL2, but it's going to be absolutely terrible, and ruin the franchise.

In 5 years people will be treating it the way they treat the Star Wars sequel trilogy, like it's not even cannon.

Let's make his memory live on forever, every time there's a school shooting.

It's not even like it's hidden that well, it's literally just an ad for 7up, with the 50s caption cropped off the newspaper advertisement.

Not only that, but they're all SUCH losers that they think "house parties went away" because they literally just don't get invited to parties.

It's like being enamored with those drug commercials on TV today, and thinking that was real life.

Again, everybody knows these far-right, "traditional" (whatever that word means anymore) type people generally aren't the smartest, and most definitely lack critical thinking, but I never expected just HOW stupid, and just HOW easily marketable things are to them...