♡ lazy summer goddess ♡

The internet really is a great place to get unsolicited advice from a stranger with a mental disorder who doesn’t know anything

if you are my mutual i need you to be on some bullshit i dont understand

i always see “tag fav fruit” posts but i’ve never seen a fav veg post so rb & tag your favourite vegetable

i forget that "blood and gore are hot" as an opinion is relatively normalized on tumblr and NOT in real life. #SOCIALBLUNDER

just ask that person out, the worst thing they can say is an esoteric incantation that topologically inverts your body

Remember when joining fandom as a younger person meant lurking for a bit and figuring out the vibe and etiquette instead of coming in on day one and calling people weirdos for liking weirdo shit in the weirdo factory.

sometimes i’ll be scrolling on here and almost reblog what a mutual reblogged from me like so true bestie

look at my head boy

it probably feels good as hell to sexually climax from genital stimulation