All The Gay Things

"on god's green earth" is way too fun to say even when you don't believe in god and know most of it is blue, actually

10/10 post bringing it back for 2026

i had a twisted dream this morning when my alarm tried to wake me up where jeff goldblum said 'Actually if you sleep a bit Longer you'll have More time to get ready It's called the Goldblum's Law and it works just go back to sleep' and i believed him and i overslept

hey boss sorry im late. i got Goldblumed

we always talk about femmes dressing up for butches but what about butches who specifically dress up for femmes. getting all dapper-ed up, putting up cologne for them, specifically choosing to wear a tie for them to pull later, or a putting up a shirt that previously was complimented by them, etc etc. does those butches exist?

"i just don't like masculine women" literally i'm so sorry for you loss. i hope you get well soon

I can humbly confirm I am just winging it

Big fan of romances that revolve around two very strange individuals weirdo maxxing together

wow you folks write some really good posts keep it up 👍 puts my hands into my pockets and stands there a little too long

Ever since I was 13 and discovered fic in bed my life has gone to shit