It's a Blog! Or whatever.

Now you know.

I think if zoidberg moved into bikini bottom he wouldnt look out of place at all i wouldnt even notice him there

I like how polite he is because he isnt intruding but curious somewhat

imagining a universe where porn is a marketable genre so you have to deal with raycon ads while trying to jerk your shit

You’re an easy slut, aren’t you kitten? Almost as easy as dinner with Hellofresh

he ran into my yaoi paddle. he ran into my yaoi paddle 10 times

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

most “protect the children” campaigns come with the implication that what’s best for children is 1950s white christian nuclear families and rigid adherence to the status quo, and having been a children I can definitively say that is very very incorrect

In a shit mood. Release the locusts

and the winner of superwholock is officially??? no one. we all lost. congrats team