Aggressively Bisexual

heres the wikipedia page and also etymologynerd's video on it

snoopy will soon be canonized as a saint

Truthfully im 71 an old man and all of this happened long ago

❗️TIP: You can put the characters to music.

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

a lot of anti-historian stuff comes across like “i want history to be simple and i am suspicious of people who tell me it’s not” and this is a thing you see from people on any place on the political spectrum

the 20th century is crazy what do you mean that airplanes didnt exist in 1900 and by 1999 Futurama was airing

you’re a horse in the wild west and you see a cowboy take off his hat for the first time and you have a panic attack because you thought it was a part of their heads

you’re my dog in my house and you see your dad take off his hat for the fourth time that day and you have a panic attack because you thought it was a part of his head

If We Are Young by fun. is a millennial hopecore song why does it make me feel sick with sadness every time I hear it?? Checkmate gen alpha

No but seriously I keep seeing people calling it like corporate overly hopeful millennial slop and I'm just like I don't think you've actually listened to the song

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid