Aggressively Bisexual

you’re a horse in the wild west and you see a cowboy take off his hat for the first time and you have a panic attack because you thought it was a part of their heads

you’re my dog in my house and you see your dad take off his hat for the fourth time that day and you have a panic attack because you thought it was a part of his head

If We Are Young by fun. is a millennial hopecore song why does it make me feel sick with sadness every time I hear it?? Checkmate gen alpha

No but seriously I keep seeing people calling it like corporate overly hopeful millennial slop and I'm just like I don't think you've actually listened to the song

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

life-altering.

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

what doesn’t kill me leaves a pit in my stomach that never goes away

the reason that wounds that break the skin hurt is because its always supposed to be dark inside your body and when your blood sees sunlight for the first time it gets scared. and that causes the pain. or maybe it doesnt

They should invent a Being Alive that’s Free

every 14-16 year old is the bravest person on the planet to me

talking to a 15 year old like wow okay you are like if scrambled eggs was a person. I don't know how to save you. the way you move through the world is reminiscent of a stray cat whose soul got punted into a human body. said human body is currently undergoing changes and floods of hormones that would result in cities being levelled if you were perhaps a big dragon and not a medium sized primate. been there. good luck I love you

you don't have to excuse the behaviours of shitty teenagers, but you DO have to remember that they've been on this earth only as long as your cat. you have to ensure that the way you respond to said behaviour reflects this. yes they're an entire person. they're also going through a period of the most insane rapid transformation (physically, mentally, emotionally and socially) a person can experience in life. are they an irredeemable monster or are they just a very impressionable young person floundering through their first Strong Opinions based on what they've seen online, with ridiculous amounts of Hormone That Makes You Hate Everything in their bloodstream?

YOUNG TEENAGERS. are YOU an irredeemable monster or are YOU just a very impressionable young person floundering through your first Strong Opinions based on what you've seen online, with ridiculous amounts of Hormone That Makes You Hate Everything in your bloodstream? I'll give you a hint. it's the second option. cut yourself some slack too! try your very best to be kind, try your very best to consider people with differing experiences to you, and maybe take a step back from discourse that does nothing besides make you upset. you've only been an animal alive on this planet for a decade and a bit. there are artisanal cheddars at your local supermarket older than you. take it easy. eat more fruit. save up for a second hand bicycle. join a local club. it's impossibly difficult to be a teenager but you have it in you, whether you're aware of it or not. I hope you can be kind to yourself, because you DO deserve that kindness. kia kaha [:

Literally what THE FUCK did Olivia Rodrigo put in Teenage Dream. I literally can't listen to it without bawling my eyes out every time

Just ruined my entire morning listening to this on the way to work