Caution: Dangerous amounts of neomemes ahead

This just in:

Yay!

FIRST RULE OF SOLITAIRE: aces are useless. put them on the top right. SECOND RUE OF SOLITAIRE: two's are about as useless as aces. discard them to the ace pile as soon as possible THIRD RULE OF SOLITAIRE: it's hard. FOURTH RULE OF SOLITAIRE: it's really hard; FIFTH RUlE OF SOLITAIRE: you need to make the cards count down. But watch out. You must Alternate The Colours FOURTH RULE OF SOLITAIRE: make if you already have a red king and only have one more spot to add a king do not add another red king. You will lose. SIXTH RULE OF SOLITAIRE: make sure to do every possible move with cards already on the board before adding cards from your draw pile. You WILL screw yourself over SEVENTH RULE OF SOLITAIRE: good luck. Don't forget to beyourself and have fun

Layton Vickles has a band that he's in a poly relationship with AND he tried to set up his butch teammate with a hot punk musician!?

update on the whole "switch game" thing: it's basically just the flash games. but they fucked up real good this time. there seems to be no limit to how much NP you can make in a single playthrough? and no limit to how many times you can send your score each day. and given how TNT usually operates I expect this bug will go unpatched for the rest of the weekend.

further update:

So what do we think about the Geekify email announcing the death of the Neopets ttrpg