Luminiferous Aether Apologist

whatever happens it’s so important that we’re funny about it. Above all else commit to the bit

"Idiots," I say, referring to the characters I have spent hundreds of my real life hours contemplating.

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be a part of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

this is going around twitter rn but im also super curious: please tell me your top four comfort movies that you’re always down to watch bc my friend thinks mine are ridiculous and now we’ve realised everyone’s version of “comfort” is hilariously different

isn't it kind of crazy that for any moving vehicle you need to wear a seatbelt but then on buses they're just like fuck it stand up whatever

i've realised i'm the opposite of a tech early adopter. i'm an early abandoner. i always seem to be the first person in my circle to jump ship when a tech product/service overenshittifies. and good fucking riddance. i'll write letters to my friends and read paper books and find out about upcoming events by reading the posters on lampposts and billboards and i'll plan my transit using the public transport company's website and i'll go watch movies at the cinema and whatever fucking else you thought i was too lazy to do. i don't give a fuck man. you think your shithouse product is too essential and people are too addicted to stop using it? WRONG i will drop it like a hot potato. eat shit.

Hey, Im the train. I decided it would be fun to stop moving for an undisclosed amount of time just before we arrive at the station. My idea..

"I need to see them suffer" I say about a character who already does nothing but suffer

I think making character playlists is good for you and connected to analysis skills in a very fun way and low investment way. I know its seen as quite trivial but to me it operates the same way looking at a lot of art builds ur skills passively. Yummy enrichment activity

Not enough people talking about how well broccoli holds a sauce

one thing about americans is that they know how to make a fucking milkshake

i hate the stupid milk consistency shit you get here like if you give me a milkshake it better be rock fucking solid. i want that thang thick like concrete. it should piss me off trying to drink it through a straw. i should have to wait for it to thaw

Americans are so good at making Beverage. One of our Foundational Moments was actually a party involving Making Beverage. Google "Boston Tea Party" for more

"defend your thesis" why are you attacking my thesis

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know