The Black Spiral

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

This is a scheduled post for two days before the anniversary of the moon landing. Please get your moon themed items and foods sorted now in anticipation.

55 YEARS

MOON PARTY MOON PARTY

your unreliable narrator fucking bit me

thats not how they told it

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

it's not that I need a quiet day or a day off exactly; it's that I need a pocket of time that exists entirely outside of linear time as we know it that would allow me to get things done without time passing in the real world, and frankly, I don't think that's too much to ask.

I love chain lightening what a classic spell. fuck you and you and you and you and you and

being 4 legged probably feels good as hell you're literally made to be twice as good at walking around. and baby i love walking around

and you can scamper. you can even fucking trot

I will persistence hunt all of you with an obsidian spear

terrible choice of spearhead unless you’re hunting a geologist but ok

And that is how we have to treat tgem in ALL spaces. Their discourse is only to get people to let their guard down. They are NEVER to be trusted

hey can we. can we rewind to the part where tumblr has a regular problem with bone stealing scandals

look, if you didn't already know about the Bone Stealing Witch claiming that any skeletons unearthed when a cemetery flooded were free game, I can't exactly blame you, but man I wish I could be in your position.

honestly i am less confident than i would like to be that there was only the one

wow you got to the red stop light faster and more dangerously than anyone else. should we throw a party?? should we call nascar