King Of Blogway.

i love that mayhem is a legal term. like u can be charged with mayhem. its like arresting someone for funny business

felony shenanigans

ONE OF OUR INSTRUCTORS ACCIDENTALLY GOT PAID $787,000 THIS MONTH IM WHEEZING, OMFG PAYROLL

A PAYROLL EMPLOYEE ENTERED 123 INSTEAD OF 1 SO HE GOT PAID 123 TIMES WHAT HE WAS SUPPOSED TO

Please delete this Hinata is married to Naruto and they have a happy family and I want no part in ruining that 

Idk guys… is it just me or is lead poisoning… a little sexy

everyone who writes their ‘7’s with a little dash through them had a conscious moment of truth where they actively chose to write ‘7’ in that way and never stopped doing it like if you can’t clearly recall that fateful decision wyd

why is the long john silvers parking lot always empty but when you go in theres 30 old people. how

those arent people

This is at my college and it got taken down and closed off hours after this tweet was originally posted thanks everyone

my cousin is literally the most boring person alive

this isn’t very boring to me i’d like to know what the fuck a kitchen dresser is

your intelligence means fucking nothing if youre devoid of empathy

I’ve never seen this with the update and it makes it so much funnier