No this is book accurate

Buran Orbiter

Bouie Choi (Hong Kongese, 1987)

when you drink all the wine in the house and then you have. :( no wine in the house

me when i excuse myself during a dinner party to sneak outside and milk more cabernet sauvignon from the Creature

had food poisoning when i posted this

Well if you'd pasteurized the Cabernet Sauvignon you milked from the creature maybe you wouldn't have gotten food poisoning from it.

oh suddenly everyone's an expert on the Creature i milk

choosing to ignore my weirdly symbolic dream because i have a lot going on rn already

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

can i fucking help you?

Father John Yogurt was defrocked from the clergy today for being asexual, following a papal ruling that "vows of chastity don't count without temptation." The Pope later commented "You gotta have that dog in you"