I am very confused.

AND YET A TRACE OF THE TRUE SELF EXISTS IN THE FALSE SELF

cant beleive it. donasairs.

$20 used to mean something

pyramid conspiracies are so funny cause like yeah theyre extremely impressive feats of engineering but its not like. crazy unbelievable. i think even as a kid if you asked me how i thought the pyramids were built id be like "i think they probably cut rocks into rectangles and stacked them. it probably took a very long time." aliens or power plants would not remotely be on my list of options yknow.

that fucker's not using his turn signal

Juvenile gazebo migrating to a new farmer's market.

Truly I hate to do this to you all but; you can watch all the videos and read all the blogs in the world but you cannot learn to sew without at some point picking up a piece of fabric and fucking it up. No tutorial exists that will stop you at some point ruining this poor piece of cloth. The visceral act of holding a project and wondering where you went wrong is the only way to learn sewing; you cannot escape it. I’m sorry

I don’t care how old I am I WILL be sleeping with stuffed animals