My moon, my man

a lot of your suffering comes from treating your nature like a problem to manage instead of a design to understand

dichotomy? more like dyke hot 2 me #feminism

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

You can never leave after eating fae food because you get radiation poisoning and also you're now a walking biohazard

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

westley in the princess bride was so funny for being like ‘talk about this dead guy you loved lol’ and getting the tea about himself

oh he was ur true love? you thought he was hot n strong? rate him 1-10 and why

happy pride month to this post specifically

this might piss some people off but I don’t think some of you actually ever tried to unlearn your hatefulness. you just came out as queer and decided your new targets really truly deserve it this time.

never kill yourself. you have to fill your mutuals dash with shit they don't care about forever, okay?