tasty synthetic orange

This is what 22 year olds on Tumblr are like

I literally said, "Are you kidding me?" IN THE GASPED ADMIRING WAY.

disabilities are not superpowers, that being said having auditory processing disorder my entire life made me insane at freestyling, cause my mental libary of homophobic phrases (rhymes) is massive and keeps expanding every day

sunscreen is actually such a stellar invention. it seems crazy bc if you put it on and then spend a bunch of time outside and nothing of real interest happens afterwards, you barely even process that anything significant has occurred. but if you don't put it on and go spend some time outside it sometimes will only take a few hours before suddenly the entire upper half of your body is on fire

We're all about to die of awful diarrhea diseases we didn't even know we were being protected from

I kept forgetting my nighttime antidepressant so I set an alarm where the sound was a recording of me saying "HEY. TAKE YOUR FUCKING PILL" because I thought it would be funny. It was funny about three times, and then it started making me mad and I'd dismiss it right away to make it stop. So I handed my phone to my partner, who made another recording sweetly saying "Okay Shira, it's time to take your medication" and now I don't get mad anymore and I take my pill. The "compassion over punishment" camp has gotta get something wrong one of these days