tasty synthetic orange

I am begging my friends who are getting older to put down the fucking photo filters.

Fun fact: due to the ongoing financial support from the people of tumblr, critically endangered pygmy raccoons being rehabbed in Cozumel are now able to get vaccines for deadly diseases like distemper and rabies before they are released.

The funniest and most enduring legacy of dashcon.

It’s always been my contention that Jaws was the first X-files.  You have cold open death, fish out of water lawman, scientist friend doing autopsies, corporate types trying to suppress investigation, final showdown with the monster.  X-files just never had a Quint. 

Fun fact: for some reason men that compare themselves to golden retrievers on hinge do NOT like being told “bark for me dog”

why don't you look at a black cat's fur turning brown in the sunlight and maybe you'll calm down