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This but make it domestic Spirk:
Maaan, this Ernest Chiriacka illustration has been in my K/S inspiration folder for over a year now!! Thank you for making this post—this was the push I needed to finally make it happen xD
✨ Full size on AO3 ✨
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Rusty Nail is so patient with little kids
I still remember a million years ago when this dog was the size of a laptop
alright I’m sorry, I have beef with Rusty Nail.
she slept in my room last night (because I am an exciting visitor), but around 2am she decided she wanted to leave. and I guess some dogs don’t have good night vision? so she just stood in front of the open door whimpering and soft barking and pawing at the ground like a horse until I got up and walked in and out of the room repeatedly to demonstrate the openness of the door
(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive
Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker
someone on reddit explained 😭
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“our teeth and ambitions are bared” is a zeugma
and it’s a zeugma where one of the words is literal and one is metaphorical which is the BEST KIND
I didn’t know about zeugmas until just now! That is so awesome, everybody:
zeug·ma ˈzo͞oɡmə/
noun
a figure of speech in which a word applies to two others in different senses (e.g.,John and his license expired last week ) or to two others of which it semantically suits only one (e.g., with weeping eyes and hearts ).
ISN’T THAT AWESOME??
#in english class in high school my teacher had us write our own zeugmas in class#and one guy came up with ‘he fell from her favor… and the window’#i am forever looking for opportunities to use that one
She dropped her dress and inhibitions at the door.
What’s this? My favorite rhetorical device showing up on my dashboard?
IT HAS A NAMEEEE!! OH MY GOD!!!
I LOVE THIIIIIS!!!
One I’ve loved was “on their weekend trip they caught three fish and a cold”
I love these they’re like a pun and a metaphor wrapped up into one neat phrase
My heart is lighter than a feather and my liver is darker than a black coffee because that's what it's marinating in
Do I need to make a Dunkin Run and see if they have any of these left? (pictures would be posted, of course)
Yes
No
Alas - I did go, but they were already sold out and I had content myself with the snacking bacon
From all of us, thanks for trying.
(from Facebook)
Official Post of Massachusetts
after my werewolf boyfriend pulls out
your WHAT
My
Werewolf Boyfriend
I’m sorry, am I reading that right??
So we’re just gonna ignore the watermelon getting crushed?
Watermelon
Hey so does anyone have the nsfw version for that werewolf pic just asking
I’m sorry what
i know im op this thread has absolutely gotten out of control
hold on op, aren’t you the person who had an iq of 4?
I’m crying. Nobody’s clearing anything up, they just deflect onto the next plot twist
WHAT IS HAPPENING??????
OP’S THE GUY FROM THE HORNY IHOP WAITER POST
THE HORNY WHAT?????
Since we’re just listing them off my favorite Wereralph post is the poptart pussy one
THE WHAT?!
THIS ONE
I am so fucking concerned for the mental health of 95% of the people on this hellsite
personally i’m at 96%
This post keeps getting worse
I often find myself wondering how this website is so utterly incapable of making money, and then I see posts like this and I am violently given my answer.
For the love of god, stop asking “the what?” that’s how this continues!
But what about the thirty for Minotaur?
Ahem.
The what?
Beautiful
No. Canceled.
But why???
I
Just
What the fuck do I do with this information now
GUYS stop reblogging this. OP was in the Marine Core and is technically a war criminal. He turned a blind eye when his comrades killed innocent civilians in Baghdad. He refused testify against soldiers who committed atrocities towards civilians. Stop reblogging OPs posts because that takes attention away from what OP is trying to hide.
You sure that’s me?
Like are you sure that’s me??
I’M- THATS ADAM DRIVER
Why on God’s green Earth would you expose your goddamn face wereralph. Do I even want to know why your name is wereralph? Don’t answer that.
its because i like werewolves and my real name is ralph, it’s just that simple. not everything has a crazy explanation
Me every time wereralph posts
People paid Actual Money for this website
The Wolf Master (nsfw)
The end of an era
i miss wereralph :(
pussy so fat staff had to ban me twice
THEY CAN BAN ME THREE TIMES BUT THEY CAN’T BAN THIS PUSSY
They will NEVER kill the king!
something disastrous happened here
RETURN TO LIFE
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there is an open door that you are choosing to ignore
every day it closes a tiny bit more
you desperately want to go through the door
but you don't
why?
you say you're scared. you say you don't know what the other side is like. you've never been there, after all
you talk to other people about it. they say going through the door is the best decision they ever made in their entire life. they say they've never been happier. they say that the door is still wide open and only closing very slowly, that there is still time. they tell you how much they regret not going through the door sooner
"yes" you say, "i will go through the door"
and you stand still.
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It’s not impossible to live in the well. When I fell in, a naive child committing the apparently unforgivable sin of not looking where I was
Hollywood truly does always take the wrong lesson from its success stories
you're laughing. Those dogs were stuck on that large pile of snow until it melted into a tiny pile of snow and you're laughing
yk guys I think a lot of ppl when arguing against the death penalty go for a like "people don't deserve death, etc" view and I get why ppl argue for that I rly do! but it doesn't matter. I don't trust the government to do it, I don't trust them to decide who should die, I don't trust them to determine who is mentally competent, I don't trust them to not be bigoted and discriminatory in their practices, I don't trust them to have the right people, I don't trust them to execute it in a humanitarian way. and I've had discussions with ppl who otherwise have similar viewpoints to me in many ways but can think of people they think deserve to die, and I think if abolishing the death penalty is like, a super important cause to u the same way it is to me, the argument u use shouldn't be "well these people deserve to live" (although in some cases I think yeah the death penalty is done to people who totally don't "deserve it") because that's so subjective, it should be "do you trust the government to do it?" like, do you trust the people who cant even fill potholes on your road to determine who should and should not live
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getting overtaken as a pedestrian: people are seriously so caught up with themselves they can’t get somewhere 30 seconds later
overtaking people: come on girls it’s not a statue garden
washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes
