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lemonylepid

The fucking REPLIES are you JOKING

I ALMOST DIED LAUGHING

FUCK

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The tags are precious too

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which outfit would you rather wear? (1939)

left 💚

center left 💛

center right 💙

right ❤️

Remaining time: 6 days 46 minutes

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- scooby doo background paintings

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yesornopolls

do you have any friends that are 4x your age or more?

Do you have any friends that are 4x your age or more?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 5 days 9 hours

syntheticorange

#nope no almost 160yo friends

#nope no almost 160yo friends #< prev tags

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nightpenguins

(based off of nighthawks by edward hopper)

namethatghostling

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

epileptiform

if you see hardware on yhe ground like a washer or a hex nut you have to pick it up because it’s lonely and scared. if you see any metal on the ground you have to pick it up because it’s alone and scared and lonely.

epileptiform

they are deserving of love

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harboretum

It's Make A Terrible Comic Day again

harboretum

Thanks to everyone's encouragement alien boyfriend gave it a try and found love

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runraerun

This but make it domestic Spirk:

eldar-of-zemlya

Maaan, this Ernest Chiriacka illustration has been in my K/S inspiration folder for over a year now!! Thank you for making this post—this was the push I needed to finally make it happen xD

✨ Full size on AO3 ✨

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Rusty Nail is so patient with little kids

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I still remember a million years ago when this dog was the size of a laptop

pangur-and-grim

alright I’m sorry, I have beef with Rusty Nail.

she slept in my room last night (because I am an exciting visitor), but around 2am she decided she wanted to leave. and I guess some dogs don’t have good night vision? so she just stood in front of the open door whimpering and soft barking and pawing at the ground like a horse until I got up and walked in and out of the room repeatedly to demonstrate the openness of the door

yellow-cat

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

#haha #i feel attacked #me at the beach last week

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pinene

Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker

tadeadshihamurder

someone on reddit explained 😭

#language #ai language translator

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disterbia

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“our teeth and ambitions are bared” is a zeugma

and it’s a zeugma where one of the words is literal and one is metaphorical which is the BEST KIND

tuesdayisfordancing

I didn’t know about zeugmas until just now! That is so awesome, everybody:

zeug·ma ˈzo͞oɡmə/

noun

a figure of speech in which a word applies to two others in different senses (e.g.,John and his license expired last week ) or to two others of which it semantically suits only one (e.g., with weeping eyes and hearts ).

ISN’T THAT AWESOME??

professorsparklepants

#in english class in high school my teacher had us write our own zeugmas in class#and one guy came up with ‘he fell from her favor… and the window’#i am forever looking for opportunities to use that one