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WARNING do NOT start reading books and comics or watching movies or looking at art!!! you will start wanting to create art yourself. or god forbid. writing.

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adhd-vibes

does anyone want to tell me what to do with my life? looking for puppeteers

adhd-vibes

my benevolent puppeteers

victoriantomodern

Detail of vault with flowers and birds, Archiepiscopal Palace Chapel (interior), mosaic, c. 494-519, Palazzo arcivescovile di Ravenna (Ravenna, Italy) (JSTOR)

dizzycycl0ne

shoutout to whoever saw alex winter in the 80s and was like get that man in a crop top NOW‼️

ballwizard

meows loud as fuck shattering all glass within 3 miles no survivors

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mamatater

The spouse is getting curious about tumblr

turnaboutstevie

weatherboy (derogatory)

duskbcys-deactivated20221016

op what does this mean

turnaboutstevie

wouldn't you like to know weatherboy

stunning-steeds

E/_ A/_ or e/e _/_, Cr/Cr, and, of course, mld/mld

queerskittles

@elodieunderglass mold? Gene?

elodieunderglass

Ohhh that’s extremely funny! I can see what happened -

schimmelgen is a German horse term for the “greying gene”. This gene means a horse that progressively turns more and more white. Zarco here is pretty white-looking - a cremello or perlino - because he has genes that have “diluted” his base colour; but he also carries the gene that turns horses white with age, and some people like that, so this ad for his posthumous frozen sperm is talking it up.

Proper “White” horses, like Shadowfax, are born darkish, and the greying process is progressive. They usually go through an intermediate stage that can last a few years, called being a “dapple grey.” The dapples grow and radiate outwards.

The “dapple” stage does indeed look mouldy, or mildewed! And in German, grey horses are called “schimmel,” which also means “mouldy.” Schimmelgen is thus “mould gene.” Technically.

Horse colours are actually not as interesting or dignified as horse people think they are, and if you want to call this a mouldy horse, I think you should!

nat-20s

You can replace [ACTIVITY YOU ENJOY] with [SCROLLING] but watch out. This sucks bad 👍

nat-20s

Some things about this post since getting quite a few notes:

1. If you see this post, highly recommend taking it as an opportunity to set a timer for 15 minutes and switch over to ACTIVITY YOU ENJOY. if after those 15 minutes, you want to go back to scrolling, that's okay!

2. Huge shout out to this popping up in my notifs often, bc I do go back to activity.

3. I think there are times where scrolling is fine. Right now, for example, I'm being connected to a machine for two hours to donate plasma and platelets. Yes this is a brag but it is also a time where scrolling is one of the few things I can do. (Though I will probably also read or watch something on phone lol)

wizard-council-bureaucrat

hmmm, this seems to be some kind of curse breaking spell… be free ye reader

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sniperct

tumblr waiting for news on mitch mcconnell (image source)

swan2swan

SNIPER HOLY F****!!!!!

sniperct

the crabs trying to find Mitch McConnell's rave and ending up at Lindsey Graham's

tofupixel

i went to the beach today

tofupixel

and everyone keeps asking me if the water is supposed to be that colour

idk idc

obfuscatingintelligence

if you set off a rube goldberg type death trap to kill someone, if it's a long enough machine, it ceases to become your fault if somebody dies at the end. that's how I've gotten away with it all these years, and why I'm still going to heaven.

viviantimmet

(via @yellowocaballero)

hiveswap

Everyone go look up the song nasa banned from space

hiveswap

Don't forget to play it loud as fuck

kowai-kabuki-tanuki

please….listen to the whole thing. And imagine that you are IN SPACE in 1973 and you JUST woke up. Every time you adjust…it escalates somehow.

This song had to be designed in a lab for the sole purpose of fucking with astronauts. whoever added it to the NASA playlist was a genius.

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butterflypeaflowertea

fangqi li and calvin royal iii in the american ballet theatre’s othello

fairycosmos

bumblebeebats

This was genuinely what it was like growing up in New Agey circles btw, my mum's friends would come round like "So I went out to the woods this weekend and fasted and meditated and I had a vision of the Sacred Stag and all my guardian angels and I asked them how to find love and they said that I need to focus on my own healing first and stop repeating cycles of the past" and then the very next week it'd be like "So I'm back with James again" girl..... the Sacred Stag could not have been more clear....

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