Just Cerulean Things

the REALLY scary thing about the Chernobyl nuclear disaster is that we have no idea where the rest of the elephant is

i try to slap my partner on the ass but its a random crit so she gibs instantly

rocky always yells “enrichment for grace! enrichment for grace!” when he has a new invention to make the humans time more interesting on erid. grace, while appreciative, replies ‘I know I’m in a zoo enclosure but could we maybe not call it that? I feel like a bear getting thrown a pumpkin covered in peanut butter.’ rocky simply gives him a thumb, not wanting to explain that a significant amount of the population sees grace as the celebrity savior scientist who rocky keeps as a controversially young trophy wife and publicly lavishes in gifts

Pond horsey

Chip used to escape into the pine barrens and go in ponds to eat yellow pond lilies. This brings back memories.

may we live to see the day where the first photo results of your intersex variation aren't graphic photos of igm

little known fact about me i was actually isekai'd into this world from the video game world. i used to be a peggle orb