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i think one of the worst things the left wing internet ever did was push the idea that oppression is basically a virtue, and being oppressed is a sign of your morality. it has made it likeā¦impossible for some of you to hold the idea that most people are privileged in some ways and oppressed in others. AND a lot of you seem to have it in your mind that terrible people cannot be oppressed, and that oppressed people cannot do terrible things, which is a dangerous rhetoric to hold imo.
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Girls I am looking you in the eye and holding you tight. 99% of all things people describe as being female or male puberty is made up bullshit. Sex is not as black and white as you think (nor is it real for that matter.) Please. Dont listen. Jaw sizes and leg lengths and whatever is made up, misogynistic, and sometimes even race science. PLEASE im begging you to not hold yourself to such standards, much less other people.
today i found out that victor hugo has had more sex than possibly almost any other human that has lived on this planet.Ā
he had so much sex his biographers straight up gave up trying to document all of his sexual partners. he was reported to fuck up to 3-9 times a day. He had a secret sex diary written in code. He hadĀ āofficialā andĀ āunofficialā mistresses. One estimate was that he had ~200 sexual partners in two years.Ā
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donāt forget that on the day of his funeral all the brothels in Paris were closed because every single prostitute in the whole goddamn city was busy mourning him
Hey quick question what the fuck
the man reported on his hookups in his diary using latin code words and 2 million people attended his funeral, if that isnt balling idk what is
victor hugo has been dead for 133 slutty, slutty years
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Many articles make similar claims to those above. However, much of this information circulates without a clear source, and I have struggled to find reputable/high level sources for some of this information. Therefore, keep in mind that some of this may be exaggerated or potentially unreliable.
Obviously, I cannot account for the sexual of history of every human who has ever lived, but evidence does suggest that Victor Hugo had a⦠lively sex life.
From Medium: āSex was so involved in Hugoās daily life that one biographer wrote the following while describing a typical day in Hugoās life:
āIt was not unusual for him to make love to a young prostitute in the morning, an actress before lunch, a courtesan as an aperitif, and then join the also Āindefatigable Juliette for a night of sex.ā
[ā¦] Hugo claimed that on the wedding night, he and his wife had sex nine times.ā
His encoded sex diary is referenced on Wikipedia, but when I found an English translation of the source, I couldnāt find where in it they were sourcing.
From Wikipedia: āHe systematically reported his casual affairs using his own code, as Samuel Pepys did, to make sure they would remain secret.ā
The source is listed as: āHugo, Victor, Choses vues 1870ā1885, p. 529, ISBNĀ 2070361411, pp. 371, 521 (n. 1).ā
Iāve found Choses Vues here in the original French and here translated into English. If anyone can find anything in here about the encoded sex diary, please let me know!
His 'official mistressā is likely in reference to Juliette Drouet.
From EBSCO: 'Since 1833, Hugo had maintained a liaison with a beautiful female actor, Juliette Drouet, who for twelve years followed a cloistered existence relieved only by six-week summer holidays with her lover.ā
His 'unofficial mistressā is likely in reference to LĆ©onie dāAunet Biard.
From The Common Reader: 'Overlapping was a seven-year affair with travel writer and Arctic explorer LĆ©onie dāAunet Biard, whose husband finally brought a police officer to the Paris hotel and caught them in flagrante.ā
I have found articles that circulate the '200ā claim, but none that give a source for the information.
From Medium: 'Not only that but he bedded 200 women in this hotel in just two years.ā
The claim that brothels were closed on the day of his funeral is again circulated frequently without claim. The only sourced part of the claim I can find is a second hand report that sex workers had 'draped their gentials in black crepeā.
From The Guardian: ā[ā¦] when Hugo died the brothels of Paris closed down for a day of mourning, allowing all the cityās sex workers to pay their last respects to a loyal client. Literary critic Edmond de Goncourt claimed a police officer told him that sex workers even draped their genitals in black crepe as a mark of respect.ā
And an estimated 2 million people attended his funeral procession.
From Funeral Conflicts in Nineteenth-Century France: 'Two million people came to see Hugoās body lying in state at the Arc de Triompheā
Heās now been dead for 141 years, although 133 was correct at the time of posting. How slutty those years are⦠I couldnāt say.
UPDATE
Thanks to @dodger-chan for adding some new information on the source for the encoded sex diary! Apparently the versions I found were earlier editions, and it is the more complete 1972 edition that is the source.
If any French speakers are able to find the 1972 edition and check whether his Wikipedia page is correct about his diary, please get in contact.
UPDATE 2
Thank you to everyone got into contact to offer help! I can now confirm that the book in question does include reference to the code Viktor Hugo used to write about his sexual activities.
Here are the pages in question, thanks to @youredeadletsdisco
And a quote, translated into English thanks to @sakohakura:
āWe are accustomed, here in 'Choses vuesā, to the secret vocabulary and writing of Victor Hugo. Certain phrases are still enigmatic, other have "keysā, often simple. Thus, when Victor Hugo, talking about a conquest, writes āSwitzerlandā, which is the country of milk, he means breasts. Sometimes he wrote, to describe the same thing, the saints or the torso.ā

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thereās a local guy called the Sidewalk Astronomer who sets up outside the clubs downtown with a giant telescope and lets the drunk people walking by look at the stars. heās my hero and he let me see the moon and Jupiter today
"my life isn't a crime, I'm not one of those people -"
"you sure? new parameters for Those People just dropped. check again."
And if you truly cannot imagine this, if you're convinced that it will never happen to you, consider this one thing.
Would you want scammers to know the state of your loved one's dementia?
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hi weāre a24 and we loved the ytp you posted when you were 15. do you want to direct the multimillion dollar adaptation of your opus, simpsons gone purple?
it is actually fascinating to me to see the exact same people who vitriolically hate ai for copyright infringement defending the internet archive.
don't get me wrong, i love the internet archive, but like. i thought you guys were mad that you thought ai had works in a database without the author's approval. what do you think the internet archive is.
Yea, you don't want a world where copyright laws has the power to kill GenAI. Trust me.
As an author? There's a huge difference between 'This work has been put into an archive so that people can access it now and in perpetuity' and 'This work has been stolen and put into a data set so that it can be used to generate AI slop for profit'
If you do not comprehend the difference between these things, I have to presume that you've never created anything, ever.
Guys before you offer the āsleep on your left sideā advice, consider: I know.

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Did you know there's a gap in my baseboards? I sure didn't!
Fortunately she's easy to lure out, because hers is the greed described in the bible. She knows her name but the problem is that verbal recall is never, ever going to be as valuable as a warm, humid hole (because ofc the dishwasher was going when this happened), so I had to lure her gluttonous ass out with a reptilink.
Anyways, I'm stopping at the dollar store for a pool noodle after work because this hole needs filling and I would prefer to be the one to fill it- not the damn lizard.
THWARTED! I have THWARTED her nefarious plan of going back in the hole!!
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So gorgeous. I love a room with well-designed props.
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i do not ādelete sentencesā when they start āhindering the plotā i COPY PASTE THEM into a SEPARATE DOC made just for keeping all my USELESS LINES that i will also NEVER USE so therefore i should JUST DELETE THEM but i DONT because id FEEL BAD if i did
You don't actually have to kill your darlings. You can just put them in the oubliette #myoubliette

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Boris "professional idiot" Johnson wanted to build an island airport in the immediate area.
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Hey what the fuck
You weren't kidding they've been trying to get the masts off for 5 years and keep getting foiled because there's probably bombs leaking out of her
Fun fact: Doxing myself but I live in the blast zone if that thing ever goes up! It's even immortalised in a local artwork: