SOME DAY, THAT PLACE IN TIME

I hear being kind is punk but is it ska? Is being kind ska? I don't care about being kind unless it's ska.

if you can't handle me at my tortured you don't deserve me at my groomed

aunty is a prime position. conveys the love of both mother and big sister, but with none of the responsibility

best of all? you can convey this love and not even be older than your niece

we need to have struggle sessions for traffic engineers

There is no greater example of the selfish, antisocial, and solipsistic American spirit than the belief, held by millions, that one is entitled to set off loud and violent fireworks days before any relevant holiday or special occasion, even unto midnight

Hey... Two people were asking about you, so I gave them your number. Their names were the Grinch and the Grinch

Looked completely different too, like two different guys. Pretty weird

This is genuinely my new favorite post I've ever made

"dont smoke around your pets" okay well i dont even smoke im asthmatic. my dog smokes bc she needs to fucking chill sometimes and Yeah i light them for her Obviously bc she cant use a lighter. i dont get anyrhing out of this arrangment and i resent the implication. in fact shes giving ME secondhand smoke. so my question is why are you so hateful and jugemental and acting like an asshole to me making presumptions and shit about my life.

What. What. What. What.

im gonna pop some.tag