SOME DAY, THAT PLACE IN TIME

pretty pretty please reblog it again please?

Getting a WG fetish for the sole purpose of shaming you more for getting fatter and harping on more how you need to lose weight

its called the average mother

pollo👍

Tubmr users love to like + reblog your posts with out content because they are meaningless sovereignless puppets

personally i believe horns should be used for nice things like nudging people or maybe doing horn sparring or like. i dont know. styling them cutely. i dont think you should gore people with horns

Well I respectfully disagree. I could never do that. I'm a kind and gentle soul

I think it's just that your horns are weak and blunt and probably floppy too.

my horns are famously very tall and stiff and powerful but i would never gore someone with them. i'm a kind person

sorry for being like that but literally any case of “okay but what if you did the violent thing instead” is always going to just sound like we are satirizing comptop. which is a good and funny thing to do

i could make a fake discourse post about how some ppl see a girl with tall stiff horns and try to convince her she’s wasting them if she’s not goring anyone on them and how if she’s not goring anyone on them she must actually have really tiny flimsy horns and everyone would reblog it as a joke but it would just be a recounting of all the times i’ve been coerced into topping just with some words replaced

notice how everyone is horny today