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The Dom should be praised too

Take care of your doms. Praise them. Make them feel cared for and loved. Or you don't deserve them.

And then no one reblogged this version

i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

in stardew valley for some reason the gifts you get from your parents change depending on the gender of your farmer (despite gender not really mattering for most of the game) and the early 500g you get as a girl farmer can be vital for certain challenge and speedruns. but also a lot of players prefer romancing the girl villagers. so consequentially so many of the challenge runs in the stardew valley community are fueled by lesbianism and i think thats beautiful.

you're mommy's good little printer aren't you? you'll print whatever mommy tells you to because otherwise mommy gets sad and leaves you for one of those free use library printer sluts

mommy needs you to print this document now and if you don't mommy is going to turn you off at the wall

listen to mommy okay? if you don't be a good little printer and fucking print my document and i know you want to okay mommy can see it in your print queue if you don't. print. my fucking document. mommy's going to get the hammer

knew this woman who used to be a gay man and when he was a gay man he liked ‘ironically’ referring to himself as she/her and so when he came out as a woman he decided the next logical step was to also switch his pronouns to he/him.

it really is crazy that women's clothes don't fit anybody. fat women can't find clothes, skinny women can't find clothes, tall women can't find clothes, short women can't find clothes, big chested women can't find clothes, small chested women can't find clothes. who the fuck are these being made for

we all really resonated with this one huh

As near as I can tell they’re all just designed to hang on hangers.