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WRONG. your fake name is Herr Katz. you are a 19th century prussian junker who made their fortune selling curios that tend to bestow curses upon the bearer

my fuckin secret identity........ ach so!

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thank you for your addition joe

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exeggcute

one of my favorite this american life segments of late is about the people who played orchestra pit for phantom of the opera on broadway and how, like, a sizeable majority of them had literally been playing the show since it opened in 1988 (on broadway. I know it opened in 86 on the west end, you random pedants, but I am specifically talking about broadway musicians) because their contracts stipulated that they'd have jobs throughout the show's entire run... but nobody anticipated that phantom would become the longest-running broadway show of all time.

and none of these people wanted to walk away from a guaranteed job, so very few of them ever quit. they just kept doing the same show eight nights a week... for twenty or thirty years... and by the time it finally closed last year most of these musicians (who had been working together for DECADES) hated each other and really really fucking loathed phantom. I can't stop thinking about it. it's indescribably hellish to imagine but also the funniest thing I've ever heard in my life.

exeggcute

can you imagine.

bisexualshakespeare

[ID: excerpt from an article reading: One of my favorite stories, which should drive anyone who has every played in a band crazy-- there’s this bassoon player who has sat next to the same clarinet player since 1988. She’s convinced he plays half a note4 flat on every note he’s every played. He denies this. /]

cleverlittlefox

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Here's the link to the full transcript. An absolute goldmine. The section on Phantom of the Opera starts in Act 2.

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One Wish:

Become mayor of a large city

Mastery of pad thai in all dimensions

Uncrashable motorcyle

Remaining time: 4 days 22 hours

balaclava-trismegistus

Heres your motorcycle, assholes

11thfempachi

Girls just wanna have fun

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toskarin

ahaha you sly dog! you bastard! [getting a little too comfortable] you wretched fucking animal

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They’re adding soulslike elements to Grindr

giftofgabber

The butcher the baker the candlestick maker all got together for some sweet lovin fun

mmusclemuseum

amazing wayback machine find

daughter-of-sapph0

agab isn't a thing you are, its a thing you were

'assigned' is past tense. it was an event, coercive, forced without your approval because you were only minutes old. its not a label, its not an identity

"i am afab" no, you WERE afab. you ARE whatever gender you currently are. stop identifying with an event forced upon you at birth, even if you are cis.

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irregularcloudi

spinning rouge

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pjackk

I need 1 keybump of the Ocean

nahimoffthis-deactivated2018091

if communismkills tossing you neck, you taking it or curve her shit?

nahimoffthis-deactivated2018091

you off the henny or whatever you drink and she appears in your inbox, knowing all the dumb shit she be saying but you close to gettin’ that wop, you sittin’ lookin’ at the screen like

after the deed is done, the bloggers caught wind of it but you tryna play it off like:

“I never just did things just to do them, c’mon what am i gonna do just hit her up like you droppin neck? like its something to do? I got a lil more sense than that….

yeah, I got mop from communism”

smoothestjazz

this is one of the most important posts on this website, how the hell does it only have 26k notes after all these years

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the first black sabbath album is so good. hi here's the most evil song you've ever heard. pretty scary right? ok this next one's about a wizard. don't worry he's nice.

crowwkui

took a month off of social media, but i'm back! :D rock band member 1 🎸

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