WRONG. your fake name is Herr Katz. you are a 19th century prussian junker who made their fortune selling curios that tend to bestow curses upon the bearer
my fuckin secret identity........ ach so!

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@herr--katze
WRONG. your fake name is Herr Katz. you are a 19th century prussian junker who made their fortune selling curios that tend to bestow curses upon the bearer
my fuckin secret identity........ ach so!

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when i walk in the street everyone who looks at me thinks oh look there goes that fundamental unloveable. cats hiss at me for it. from passing cars and buses tomatoes are often thrown
the townspeople even hired a rain cloud to follow me everywhere
they're trying to get me to do something called ""my job"" instead of reading about medieval english poaching laws
Stop clicking on my thighs. Bro my cum meter isn't moving. You need to click elsewhere.
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Ermm rewind that
Movers came and took all of my belongings and Jack is so distraught at the totally empty house that he is running room to room HOWLING and WAILING at the top of his little lungs
(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

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Steven wrote this one
"if i had a time machine i would go back in time and kill hitler"
I would put sea mines around medieval britain. i would give hannibal barca ww2 era heavy artillery and tell him not to stop till he starts seeing gauls. i would give boudica a fucking abrams. i would appear before jesus like an angel and tell him "you gotta stop. not cause theyll kill you, youre fine with that, surprisingly, but because your fanclub is gonna spend about 1500 years making everything worse for everyone, everywhere." I would take a glock back in time and shoot romulus, shoot remus, and shoot that damn dog too just to be safe. i would be on the side of christopher columbus' ship in a scuba suit planting c4 on that bitch like rainbow six siege. i would be waging a one woman campaign of terror across andalusia to prevent the reconquista. i would be getting way out in front of that shit is what im saying,

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Hey guys. Just a reminder. Really dont wanna ban anybody
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