i don’t wanna work. I wanna have a garden and mind blowing sex with the person I love.
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going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room
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jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack
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i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me
would love to live in the world where trans men get both male privilege and afab privilege (whatever that means). unfortunately i live in the real world where male privilege is inherently cis and perisex and afab privilege is straight up bullshit
Roachified Autoandrophillic autohomoerotic Fujo Dirtbag FTM
AND he's a dogboy

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pajama idea i had last night in bed while rolling around in pain from cramps
so many wonderful transmasculine people lost to wifehood and motherhood
The real horror of the backrooms is the office-work class interacting with the bones of the systems that make the world run. The hallways that don't have labels and signage for travelers marinating in watered down jack and cokes they got from their business class upgrade. The facilities where all the trash goes after the party is over. The necessary, purposeful spaces that exist everywhere and without explanation to the interloper, because interlopers necessarily never encounter them.
I used to work at the airport. Everything that isn't passenger-facing looks like that. I used to drive trucks. Every warehouse and grocery store looks like that behind the scenes. The backrooms terrify the suburbanite mind because they reveal that the comfortable, safe, cushioned world it inhabits is a facade held up by a labyrinthine undercarriage that not only is not readily accessible to the 'knowledge worker', but actively indifferent to it.
The tech-brained office-work monoculture of early 21st century American capitalism resents the notion that there are spaces and places that are not 'for' it, but it expects hostility. Much more unsettling to this class is utter indifference. Hostility directed at the office drone swells the ego of that drone, it makes them feel important and centered. The thing they fear most is not hostility, it is not disrespect, it is the plain fact that they are small and, ultimately, do not matter.

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In case anyone hasn't heard, the cyclospora outbreak affecting tons of people in the US right now is coming from Taylor Farms produce. Best to stay away from bagged lettuce and prepared salads completely right now, but especially the ones mentioned in the screenshot:
Taylor Farms Earthbound Farms Little Salad Bar (Aldi) Marketside (Walmart) Kroger House Brand Target private label greens Costco salads and greens etc Trader Joe's chopped salad kits and fresh produce Fast food: McDonalds, Taco Bell, (Yum! Brands), Chipotle, Subway, Pizza Hut, KFC, Olive Garden, Top Golf, Red Lobster, Burger King, etc.
This is not the first time I've heard about a Taylor Farms foodborne illness outbreak. I stopped eating their salads after reading a description of the conditions in their facilities. Doesn't sound like they've improved anything.
We need a fully funded and staffed FDA, and regulations with teeth - and that's exactly what we don't have under Trump. To make things worse, the CDC is no longer tracking these outbreaks. We're on our own.
Quick correction and a couple sources to go along with it: the CDC is tracking the outbreak. More information can be found here (link pop-up isn't working for the CDC link): https://www.cdc.gov/cyclosporiasis/outbreaks/07-26/investigation.html
And here:
Do not eat recalled iceberg lettuce from Taylor Farms de Mexico. FDA’s investigation is ongoing.
we’ve gotten double clown can we get double secretary with gerard and gemma. it would derail the current stories but it would do things to me freud would’ve drooled over
statement: this user does not fuck with freud but they do fuck with freaky psychosexual shit
I know that “tumblr recommending literal porn while banning trans women for selfies” is like, not a new observation, but she’s got her fuckin hog out and it shows me this 10x a day. Double standard.
There’s something poetic, too, about how her face has been entirely cropped out of the image. Why do I bother making art myself.
"subtext" and "buttsex" being anagrams of each other is an example of order and harmony in the universe
“did you bring protection?” “don’t worry babe” *pours salt in a circle around bed*

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stream tomorrow i'll be you