Ф.М.Д.

happy disability pride month to mean cripples, nasty addicts, people with down syndrome who arent nice and talk constant shit, wheelchair users that WILL run you over, autists that dont care and arent about to pretend to, people who lie to their psychiatrists, people that sit on the floor in public places with no benches, amputees that lie profusely about "what happened"; to the "noncompliant", the "drug seeking", the "mean", the "difficult" and the "undeserving", and so on and so forth, i love us all and we deserve the world actually mwah mwah

am I unforgivable or is it just wednesday

This is like the easiest yes ever, there are no caveats or qualifications, it does specify why kind of lizard, how big a tattoo, where precisely on your forehead, or even if you have to keep it

I’d get a really cool stylized tattoo of interlocking lizard that looks like a tiara.

@dostoevskys-beard

I told a guy his total was 13.21 and he said “wish it were that year, could actually get some good music on the radio”

breaking news from the AP, our boys on the front have just sacked constantinople. take that, heretics. coming up next are the soothing lute dirges of bing crosby