leukopilled lymphohead

food recall for all food in america just dropped

going beyond the scope of just "hey i could have really used this money" it's definitely....something, how even when studies are being bankrolled by private philanthropy (Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation) because federal grants have been cancelled, they're all still beholden to the trump-led federal agencies who can just decide for whatever reasons that research into malaria doesn't matter. but anyway.

[Image: Phone text reads, "Thank you for your participation in the Gates Malaria Biosensor study. The study has officially been placed on hold by the FDA. We do not anticipate the study to take place this summer."]

the thing about "people have talked about it you're just 21" is that it's not really "young people are stupid" it's more "if you come into an academic discussion you should know what people have said on the matter lest you talk out your ass"

remember that guy that had a single auditory hallucination that told him he had a brain tumor and the exact location and then he went to the doctor and it was fucking right

what is THE worst thing you've ever drank. all liquids acceptable. please tell me what it was, bonus points for why

this post is getting 50k easy

deadbeat dad who’s an academic: i’m just going to the stor

Paging @acuityinnovations , who is studying a species of homophobic worm.

really fond of humans just from an appearance standpoint. the long legs. the manes of hair that can come in practically any colour and texture. those crazy high-contrast eyes with the white scleras and colourful irises. the fingers being so much longer than the toes. there's a lot to love. solid 10/10 animal species

hey there just out of curiosity are you not human, too?

hilariously enough, I am probably the most human out of anyone on this entire site. earlier today I was posting about getting "species euphoria" from doing human activities like ecosystem management. I'm the worlds first therian to have a kintype that aligns with his biological species. shirt that says "I ❤️ being a sapient omnivorous primate & bipedal persistence predator" on the front and booty shorts that say "largest gluteal muscles to body size ratio on the planet"

to be honest i do have beef with some microbes

shoulda cooked it longer that gets rid ofem

I should be allowed to use fuck if I know as an appropriate and professional response to a work email

Reminder that chronic migraines aren't all "headaches." For some people migraines are just sudden attacks of basically any shitty symptoms imaginable depending on the person. Your "migraine" might be a sudden onset of extreme tiredness, temperature sensitivity, confusion and blurry vision, another person's might look like a panic attack or even a heart attack, some people experience hallucinations, become hypersensitive to smells, have to urinate a weird amount, feel numb in their fingers, flu symptoms, stroke-like symptoms, dissociation, allergy symptoms, literally anything because a "migraine" is just when your brain explodes with overactivity and sets off a bunch of pathways at once that it's not supposed to, like a computer in a power surge.

Neanderthals probably had insane pull. They were like “I am taking care of my grandma since she hurt her foot. Look at this beautiful cave painting I made.” and early modern humans were like “You are so refreshingly compassionate and make beautiful art. Your stocky frame, huge head and chinlessness have seduced me. Let’s interbreed and create offspring that will have unique autoimmune problems for thousands of years to come.”

Grush 5'4" and single just saying

shawty's like a malady in my head