Hello? It's so dark in here...

*gracefully intense grip on the reflecting basin* kindness comes naturally to me. poison is not endemic to my nature. i will not eternally be an a-cup

you gotta come to the club man drinks are $18 and were all on our phones googling dog surgery

everytime i want something i should be shot in the head

my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!

saw someone including "Mandate of Heaven" as one of those christian terms tumblr likes to use to sound profound. which i get where you're coming from but t☝️hat one is chinese

In my new gacha game, you can now pull for scantily clad anime women who represent famous airplane crashes.

why even wear panties if you’re just chillin in the crib ?? what’s the point?

pussy 2 wet don’t wanna slide off the couch

as it gets warmer let's all remember the two most beautiful accessories a girl can have this summer are hairy legs and a bunch of bruises from bangin around