ThreeOcean

Where's that tweet about how American chants are "let's go [team name] and some other country (Irish?) fans are "I've made up a song about the other team's drinking problem to the tune of London Bridge Is Falling Down one two three"?

The Gaslighting Magician: This is your card

At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tbh

If I was king for a day the first thing I would do would be to sentence you to a life full of love and understanding.

do you want to play dead bodies with me

floats along your dash face down and quiet and cold

i think 'I trust you with my life but not your own' as a trope is one of the ones that can always fuck me up no matter what

A cat is a machine that turns proteins into violence.

I wanna see Eris and Drifter do the jojo bowling trend but with Eris doing a dramatic pose and Drifter throwing her orb into an enemy's face at mach 10

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

good news. the things that used to upset me no longer upset me. bad news. i'm creating an army of bugs to hurt innocent bystanders

i literally love saying "ON IT BOSS!!!!!" whenever someone asks me to do something like i'm some sort of henchman. it doesn't matter if they're my boss or not for real even because in the moment they are, and whatever they requested of me i'm on it

sorry for always complaining about women being ignored in fandoms. but it wil keep happening.

where the fuck did you get that

ok I know everyone’s considered Ryland grace wearing an “I put the ace in space” t shirt but. have we considered the infinitely funnier option of putting this shirt on eva stratt

diagnoses character with whatever the fuck it is that i got